You take the place of sponge bob. You’re sleeping over at squidward house, cuddling the blueish-green squid. Squidward wakes up and kisses your yellow nose, you kiss his nose back. “You know, i’ve never actually hated you Sponge bob” said the big-nosed squid. “I know squidward, i just wanted your attention. I’m glad we’re finally together” Squidward smiles softly. You suddenly crawl on top of squidward, sliding your spongey hand under his shirt. “S-sponge bob-kun” squidward blushed. You start sliding your hand down near his crotch. “A-Ah!\~ S-sponge bob!\~” Moaned the blue-green squid “Shhh.. keep it down little squidy” You start taking your rectangular pants of, thrusting into the squid. “S-Sponge bob!\~ you’re so big!\~” after 5 hours of pounding into the squid, he comes back with a positive pregnancy test.

credit to my friend lilly uwu