I realize my comment may be construed as “vegan”. Let this be clear. I love meat. I fucking love so much meat. A day is not complete until I have sunk my teeth into a thick, juicy burger. Spaghetti aint spaghetti without meatballs. The impossible burger and it’s derivatives convince me that God left this green earth a long time ago for better places. I fucking love meat, though. I would fucking gargle ground beef. If it’s red and comes from something that moves, I will eat it. Blood sausage is the SHIT my guy. If you make chili without some hefty floating bits of well-seasoned meat in there, you will burn in meat hell. Chicken is hella good- you can fuckin do anything with it- blend it, fry it, sauté it, baste it, throw it at the wall, anything, cause as long as you apply some heat it’s fucking great. Chicken, beef, pork, venison, rabbit, duck, ox, bison, cock. I’d eat cock. And I mean like fuckin… penis. You know the expression “he’s packin’ some real meat down there?” Yeah well I ain’t no fuckin pussy and I fucking LOVE MEAT so I suck cock. Fondle his goddamn meatballs. Tenderize the fuckin meat, get all the nice juices from the meat. Hell yeah. Meat is fuckin great. I tried alligator a few months back, and it was just like… chicken. Weird-ass red meat that tasted like white meat. Still hella good though, cause meat’s fuckin awesome.

Anyway I said to shut the fuck up because y’all are unfunny beyond compare, and spend way too much time shitting on stuff people like. hurr durr im gonna be annoying to make fun of the people who I think are annoying lmao Grow the fuck up, cunt. Go outside, suck a dick, go get laid, cum in two and a half strokes like you know you will, and fuckin live your life to the fullest. And this sure as hell ain’t the fullest, asshole. Grow up.

Edit: OP should also be crucified for posting such a grainy image. Couldn’t take the time to find the original image- or make your own with such a simple template? Your tiny schween is showing, asswipe.

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