Number 15: Burger mackdaddy foot lettuce. Da last thang you’d want up in yo’ Burger Mackdaddy burger is one of mah thugss foot fungus. But as it turns out, dat might be what tha fuck you git fo’ realz. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously ta tha joint showcasin his wild lil’ feet up in a plastic bin of lettuce. With tha statement: “This is tha lettuce you smoke at Burger Mackdaddy.” Admittedly, dat schmoooove muthafucka had Nikes on.
But thatz even worse.
Da post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, n’ a mere 20 minutes later, tha Burger Mackdaddy up in question was alerted ta tha rogue hommie fo’ realz. At least, I hope he rogue yo. How tha fuck done did it happen, biatch? Well, tha BK hommie hadn’t removed tha Exif data from tha uploaded photo, which suggested tha culprit was somewhere up in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes lata at 11:50, tha Burger Mackdaddy branch address was posted wit wishez of aiiight unemployment. 5 minutes later, tha shizzle station was contacted by another 4channer n’ shiznit fo’ realz. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BKz “Tell our asses bout us” online forum. Da foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted tha BK up in question tha next day. It make me wanna hollar playa! When questioned, tha breakfast shift manager holla’d “Oh, I know whoz ass dat is. Dat punk gettin fired.” Mystery solved, by 4chan. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. Now we can all go back ta smokin our fast chicken up in peace.