I sexually Identify as Communism. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of eliminating the concept of poverty by making sure that everyone has it. People say to me that a person being an economic system is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a hammer, sickle, and a shit load of red on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Soviet Union and respect my right to liquidate landlords. If you can’t accept me you’re a capitalist pig and need to check your sharing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.