Entitled parent and her daughter approach me and tries to get her daughter to fuck me


Hey guys(M), just so you know, I’m 7’15(M)and I bench press 2 million pounds. I know this has literally nothing to do with the story but this is entitledparents so I have to humblebrag about how tall and buff I am.

So I was driving in my flying Ferrari(F2) to the mall. As soon as I got there, I saw EP (entiled parent 46M) and ED (entilted daughter) that looked about 16.

ED: Mom, that guys really hot can(24M) I date him.

They were both looking at me and EP aprroched me.

EP: Hey big boy, wanna date my daughter

Me: Sorry, I have a supermodel girlfriend(26M) with really really big tits and a 700 inch ass.

I expect this though because I have been asked out by over 1 billion women(F) and have turned down Playgirl and Bangbros over 300,000 times because my penis is 100 inches.

ED: MOOOOOOOM! MAKE HIM MY BF!!!!

Me: Sorry, I have to go to Hot Topic to buy an MCR shirt.

Em: MCR SUCKS!!!!!1111

I’m a black belt in every martial art ever so I kicked that bitch so hard she exploded and everyone nearby fell to the floor either laughing crying or cumming

Then I got arrested for murder but I escaped
prison(65M) and I’m posting this in Belize. Bye!!!!!!

Edit: I