nobody:

nobody at all:

literally no one:nod

nobody on this planet:

not even thanos:

not even big chungus:

not even uganda knuckles:

not even Steve from Minecraft:

not even the KKK:

not even isis:

not even ligma:

not even Johnny Sins:

not even Ninja:

not even Black people:

not even Xx\_billy69420\_xX:

not even John Wick:

not even Fortnite players:

not even Mr.Beast:

not even Jahseh onfroy:

not even gekyumes foreskin:

not even bill nye the science guy:

not even Ricarduolingo:

not even Spongebob squarepants:

not even mike wazowski:

not even James charles:

not even playboi carti:

not even lightning mcqueen:

not even Elon musk:

not even Eminem:

not even Doge:

not even Justin Bieber:

not even buzz lightyear:

not even peter griffin:

not even waluigi:

not even Flat earthers:

not even barry b. bobson:

not even Deez Nuts:

not even morgz:

not even Billie Eilish:

not even tfue:

not even mark zukerburg:

not even YNW Melly:

not even bill gates:

not even Adam and eve:

not even Ultra Instinct Shaggy:

not even god himself:

on even a single freaking soul on the face of this universe:

antivaxx kids when you sneeze on them: \*fucking dies\*