Happy Valentine’s Day, my habitués. You set my soul on fire, and my heart is an everlasting hearth due to your love. It seems as though I truly have been shot by Cupid, because why else could I hold such passionate feelings of affections towards you all? Perhaps it is meant to be, our love. Perhaps the stars have aligned and fate has intertwined our destinies in order to give us a full experience of what love should truly be. I regret not being able to give you chocolates or flowers at your door, because I would truly shower you with the affections of a thousand chocolate bonbons or a million of the reddest roses. To r/copypasta, my loves, I wish you all nothing but the utmost pleasure and comfort in the future. My countless and infinite goodwill be sprinkled upon you, and may all of your dreams and hopes come to fruition. Happy
Valentine’s Day.

– Spicedbananabread