Thank you, thank you, folks. as you may know, my name is chunky cheeseless, and I am running for office from the period of 2020 to 2024. why am I running for president, you may ask? good question. I have come here to inform you of the true evil we’ve been blind to for so long. not war, not technology, but a tasty devil’s advocate; cheese. Cheese is bad because I declare it is bad. when it is existing for too long it smells bad. That means it is bad. this message will be sent to the masses, their children’s and grandchildren’s will know that cheeses is bad. because I declare cheese is bad. when you vote for me, we will be running a cheese-free society, and country. we will fight wars to show the masses whom have been blinded by cheesy evil, that cheese is an item that should be banished. no longer will you eat evil cheese pizzas, for all that will be left is the delicious crust and marinara sauce, a fitting treat for any event. no longer will you step on cheese in the middle of night and groan “Oh, me cheese”, for the cheese is gone. when Mr. cheese invented cheese, he signed a patent with the empire of cheese to make cheese wide-spread. the empire of cheese has thus been tarnished and given a bad, but true, reputation, from new revelations and resurfaced racist tweets. the cheese has blinded the masses for far too long. why should the innocent human race remain sheople to the powers in a more great control of our daily lives, like gravity, atoms, or say, cheese? no, folks. it is time we fight back. I declare us, a cheese-free country.