Diavolo, you fucked-a-up-a-the-linguine!

I have-a-no-idea-what-a-you-a-are-a-talking-about-a.

This is-a my restaurant-a! If I want to do my linguine, I want to do *my* linguine MY WAY! MY WAY!

You fuckin’-a-bitch-a!! You put-a-the linguine with the fucking toast bread! The cost for such an act-a.. **Raw Spaghetti Laser Beam! OREGANO!**

**MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHAGHHHHHHHHHH!! EGHH, HUUU, EGHH, HUU..** What in the unholy Ravioli was *that?!* Did he just turn a *pebble* into a raw piece of Spaghetti?! *WHAT IN THE WORLD??!!* WHY DID YOU COME HERE? Just to criticize my cooking, and sabotage my restaurant-a?! **I will not allow it. For fifteen years, I’ve run this restaurant. Not a single customer can resist…** ***TOMATO SAUCE SPECIALE!*** \*splat\*

Oh, shit, this is actually really good. *I don’t want it.* \*revert\*

**WHAT?!** No way… MY SAUCE!!

MY SAUCE!

MY SAUCE!

MY SAUCE!

MY SAUCE!

MY SAUCE!

My linguine..

My linguine..

My linguine..

My linguine..

My linguine..

My linguine..guineguineguineguine-

***Never put the Linguine in my fucking Toast Bread again, Bitch.***


\*long gasp\*

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