3 years ago it was a stormy night
my pee pee was going doing doing
and i had to jam my rotunda into a female homo sapien
so that night i became a time traveler
and i had consensual riding with a wameng when time didn’t exist
i accidentaly got my seed to make a flowed in her belly
but when the flower was about to sprout
i realized it was a baby xenomorph
and it jump out of her poo poo
and ate my time machine
thats when i learned not to ride womeng in the poo poo
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