Fuck the stock market—seriously—invest in horses, purebreds that is—or dogs—bro, a horse can have one mare per year and depending on purity, can be sold for a fuck ton—plus if you’ve got a male with good seed, you can just jerk that dude off for semen as much as you want after it’s mature—purebred dog breeds can have a litter of 5-6, and can also be sold for a fuck ton depending on the breed. Same shit with jerking it off. Of course the money put into raising them/keeping them healthy is a lot, but yo, seriously it’s a great way to make profit bc mothafuckas value animal lives so much.