Dear u/DennyDud,

At this very moment you have a very voluminous amount of 321,238 internet points. How does that make you feel? The fact that you’re sitting in your room all day, and tickle your pickle to numbers on the screen? The fact of the matter is, your karma points are of measly amount compared to my sex life. When’s been the last time you have felt the touch of a human? (Apart from your dirty ding-dong hands..) and what’s been your last actual goal in life? (Instead of waiting for the next coom..)

I suggest you back off before you regret it.