“Hello there fine lady! I just wanted to say personally inform you of the rather obvious fact that your body is that of an angel, and I can see you are desperately in need of a caring, loving man in your life” :3
*opens tench coat, reveals male reproductive organ the size of a blow dryer*
“I hope this may convince the fine young flower that I am a male specimen of top quality, and ready to reproduce and get my my own little mini-me” XD
*sits naked in bed, staring at phone, nervously awaiting answer*
*cock starts wiggling*