How much free time do you kids have? If I had as much free time as all of you, I’d be spending it on improving myself as a human being through several avenues, including but not limited to: reading books and scientific articles, working on my physical health, picking up a useful hobby, getting in touch with nature, trying out a new sexual position with my girlfriend and/or wife, or going out somewhere and meeting new people. Those are frankly much better options than discussing some useful matter in a game that only wastes away your life.

I hope that I’ve inspired you to make a change in your lives. There’s no need to thank me other than by taking my advice and living out your life as well as you possibly can.

*E – wow, look at this. I give you outstanding life advice and all you can do is barrage me with down-votes, give me sarcastic replies, and say I’m trolling? It’s clear that you’re very young and naive. When you’re all older you’ll realize what you’ve been missing out on and how little time you have left to do all of the things that I am suggesting to you. You’d be all the wiser to listen to my sage wisdom and to immediately cease down-voting me, as that is a very rude way to treat your elder and intellectual superior.*