No, I’m not a CIA agent, I’m just your standard run of the mill professional barista in a full suit, buzz cut, ear piece, and aviators. It’s a new dress code Starbuck is testing out.

That black van outside? That’s just a coffee van, the black absorbs sunlight and helps keep the environment clean by naturally heating. The lack of windows helps keep the flavor sealed. Also, the state doesn’t require us to have any markets such as license plates on the vehicle.

Yup, nothing out of the ordinary here. All starbucks have helipads on the top of them.

Good to meet you, I’m Starflower. Are you “russian spy”? Am I pronouncing that correctly?