I hate “doggo” speak so much it makes my blood emerge from my body and take on the form of a demon.



Honestly I hate this sub, but I needed to get this out. I hate the “doggo woofer pupper” shit so fucking much it’s insane. I see it and I feel like flying into a Satanic rage. It’s so stupid and I don’t understand why grown adults want to speak like literal toddlers.

Every god damn Askreddit thread that says “What’s something that the opposite gender does that’s a turn off”, people are all like “hnnn I hate baby talk it’s sooooo gross brrrrr” and then turn around and spew shit like “awww lookit the FLOOFER DOGGO BOYO doin a HECKIN TAIL WAG i wanna BOOP THE SNOOT haha HENLO FREN”. Holy shit it makes me want to stab something.

It’s just the same old “LUL i’m SO R4ND0M!!!” and “I can haz cheezeburger??” that people laugh at now even though it’s exactly as fucking cringey as this doggo shit. I fucking guarantee you in 2 years people will look back and go “what the fuck were we thinking, speaking like toddlers that had their head bashed in with a hammer?”

Fuck, I swear to god whenever I see this stupid hivemind unoriginal bullshit I turn into a fucking black hole. SPEAK LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN ADULT. GOD DAMNIT I’M SO MAD I’M FUCKING MELTING.