My (22F) fiancé (21M) won’t stop referring to his erections as ‘Jaws’ movies.

To give you guys some context: me and my fiancé have been together for 4 years. We met in high school and were best friends until senior year when we started dating. This is a recent thing and I don’t know why it’s happening.

It all started one day a few months ago after my partner and I were intimate. We were cuddling in bed just talking when he said “Isn’t the second Jaws movie called ‘Jaws: resurfacing’ (which isn’t even remotely true by the way) because that’s my penis right now”

After that it evolved into ‘The Jaws Scale’ which is used to measure how erect he is. Jaws 1 is completely flaccid and Jaws 5 is rock solid.

One day, we were spooning in bed when he whispered in my ear “I have a Jaws 2”. He expected me to be aroused but instead I was repulsed. This Jaws situation has caused us to not be intimate in two whole months.

I’ve tried to bring this up to him but whenever I mention it he says “keep bossing me around like that and I’ll get a Jaws 3”. It’s just not getting through to him and he’s acting so childish!

Last week was the last straw. After going so long without being intimate, he begged me to trust him. He promised me that he wouldn’t bring up those dreaded movies. We were making out for about five minutes when he said “have you ever heard of Jaws 6? The 2018 movie called ‘Santa Jaws’ starring Raid Miller and Courtney Lauren Cummings? Well that’s me right now”.

When he said that, I pushed him away and packed my things into a bag. I’ve been staying with my sister ever since.

I don’t know what I should do. He’s usually so nice but this one thing has been driving me mad. Does anyone know what will make him stop?