God fuck this, I just got out of my doctor’s office after what was supposed to be a routine physical. Everything’s going good until it’s time to check for testicular cancer. I’m not nervous or anything, it’s not my first time getting a physical before, but this old motherfucker has the gall to fucking say “You know you have a small penis right?” I’m like “What the fuck?” and he just says “Sorry I’m just letting you know.” He must’ve fucking failed sixth grade biology or some shit because I’m a grower not a shower. I’m all fucking pissed off at this point and say “Watch this.” as I try to pop a boner in front of this old dude. It’s not fucking working and he’s just looking at me like I’m retarded straining my body and trying to flex my penis. After like 30 seconds of intense concentration I just scream “Fuck you I’m a grower I don’t have a small penis!” and pull my pants up and storm off.