I was walking down the street on one fine sunday New York night. The streets were eerily silent, not a single light in the windows and no people on the streets. All was peacefull until suddenly my fat ass broke a goddamn mancover and I fell into the sewers below.

I landed in a large chamber where I instantly got surrounded by 4 weird creatures which looked like turtles. One important detail I may have left out was that I was walking through the streets completley naked. The turtles looked at me and I looked back at them. They had little masks that covered their eyes. The masks were red, orange, purple and blue. Suddenly the one with the orange mask says “Cowabunga” and then revealing his strange member which was soft at the base but as hard as a rock for the other 7 inches. He proceeds to spin it like a helicopter blade and constantly hitting me in the face with it. The others just watched on as he bludgeond my face into a bloody mess with nothing but the strength of his massive turtle cock. He kept smacking my face until he came in a magnificent fashion, there was cum flying everywhere. I must confess that this wonderous display of cum sprinkling got me quite hard. The purple masked turtle noticed my raging erection and decided to whip out his own. His dick was REALLY long, like 13 inches atleast. But it was as thin as a Q-tip. He decided to stuff his stinger down my urethra. I felt as his member kept bending unnaturally as it traveled to my bladder and back. His violent pounding went on for a solid 5 minutes which to me seemed quite impressive. After he came into my bladder he pulled out. I was still on the ground because of the sheer ammount of pain I just felt. I take one quick look behind myself to see the red masked turtle pulling his cock out. Now this thing was fucking weird. Roughly 10 maybe 11 inches and fat as fuck. But the real weird bit was that it looked like a piece of corn with all the little bumps and everything. He proceeded to insert his huge corn-cob-cock into my asshole which at the begining made me feel slightly nostalgic being a farm boy and all that. But quite quickly the feeling of nostalgia was overwhelmed by the feeling of dread and pain as the red masked turtle started violently turning my asshole and entire digestive tract into minced meat. After he was done I felt like a thanksgiving turkey stuffed with cum. But fuck me I guess because the fun didnt end there. Finally the blue masked turtle walked up to me with his dick out. Thankfully this one was quite normal, well if you ignore the fact that there were 2 of them. He proceeded to stuff both of his meat scepters into my nostrils. I felt as his twin towers tickled my brain. He came as he was pulling them out thankfully so none of it hit my think-factory but it did spew out of my mouth and nose like the Niagara falls.


When they were done with me they left a pizzabox with a note saying “thanks” on it. The pizza tasted good and it lasted me for the 24 hours in which I stayed there being unable to move. It has been a week since the event and my face still hurts, my asshole is permanently open which makes the cum infused turds just fall out without any effort, I piss a mixture of pee and cum and my nose is still kinda clogged. The word Cowabunga now causes intense flashbacks.