Ok probably not, but this shit might be a cheat code…

Soo im that type of dude that beats off to his own future success and his future progress (narcissistic I know)… but putting that aside, about 20-30 minutes ago I choked my chicken so damn hard to a completely original plot I geniusly formulated in a matter of 2 minutes…

And no, none of you will hear or know the plot, as I will be saving it for my future days in hollywood… Whoever said masturbation is unproductive ain’t gonna be laughing for long…

They call me James Cumeron…