I, as a ~~fucking quarter-Scot from America~~ genuine and blood-bound Englishman, do request that you read this all the way through. My proposition may read ~~fucking awfully~~ rather queer, but it shall be posted upon this forum.

The Red Fox (*Vulpes vulpes*) is ~~just fucking adorable~~ quite a charismatic, if effeminate, creature. Similarly to the *Canis* genus, they are social, but unlike the *Canis* genus, they are not dependent upon it. The blue-blooded among us has decided that ~~killing the fucks with dogs~~ the sport of hunting is to be applied. However, with recent changes to genetics, I propose a new pastime for the ~~elitist fucks~~ upper class.

We can alter the red fox’s genome to create ~~a fucking furry~~ a new pet, an anthropomorphic creature with the grace of a fox, the temperament of a corgi, and the ability of our species. Their feet are most similar to a canine’s feet, their legs being between ours and their natural feet; their arms are to be similar to ours; their vocal cords will be able to speak our language; their hearts as feeling as ours. We could ~~sell them to Japan after we teach them witchcraft and have real-life Yōkai give hikikomoris some company~~ easily train them to be ~~sexual~~ companions in the fields of ~~degeneracy,~~ science, engineering, the arts, and some field beyond ~~the limits of being a good fucking idea~~ my biased view of the world. This will cement Britain as a world superpower ~~and start the question of whether or not this will lead to bestiality~~, rightfully taking our place back from ~~AMERICA FUCK YEAH~~ those Yankee rebels and keeping ~~[redacted]~~ the Communist regime of China out of world power. This shall be achieved by ~~disgusting the rest of the world so much that they commit mass suicide~~ the economic advantage our new pets will generate.

If we are to be particularly ~~perverted~~ industrious, I would also recommend other members of Canidae. ~~That way we can also distract the Russians with wolf tits.~~ I do say, this is for the good of England, and if we are to push this, we can truly become great again! ~~I’m totally not an American trying to sabotague England by painting them as being as furry as Germany.~~