“I hate subways. I hate stairs. I hate sewers. I hate elevators. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops… I hate tunnels. I hate vans. I hate train yards. I hate small towns. I hate the water. I hate planes. I hate Ayn Rand. I hate the woods. I hate the army. I hate helicopters. I hate walking. I hate flying. I hate parades. I hate birds. I hate latest issues. I hate steam…pipes. I hate Mondays. I hate Riverside. I hate islands. I hate fish. I hate Bill’s plan. I hate bridges. I hate Ellis’s hat. I. Hate. Tanks. I hate vampires. I hate Canada. If there’s one thing I hate more than vampires, it’s Canada, eh!”