Cyberpunk 2077’s bugs are charming. You all just need to chill out. Like, I’m not having any issues here, so whatever you’re experiencing must be a *you* problem. I mean, sure, it sometimes crashes and stuff, but you just have to save a lot. And it’s not that big of an issue anyway because the game autosaves a lot.

It’s just classic CDPR. It’s to be expected. You shouldn’t buy a game on launch anyway. I mean, not that we expect it to be fixed either way, and the 15 re-releases of it that are coming in the future will probably just introduce new bugs, but this is totally a valid point and not just a distraction.

Games these days are just so expensive to make, so it’s no wonder they release them as public beta tests. What was that? did someone say something about how you shouldn’t be paying full price for a beta test and that this is unacceptable? Nah, I must’ve misheard. I’m enjoying the game, so you’re just wrong and a *hater*.

It’s just kids these days that complain so much. They should get a real life and see how hard that is before they complain about something so mundane. I’m totally not hypocritical about this as I’m complaining about other people complaining.

I’m also totally not a CDPR fangirl. Just ignore the posters in my room and my wallpaper, the games I own, the CDs and the collector’s editions of all their games. I just think they make really good games and some teeeeeny tiny bugs don’t bother me. Just stop with all the nitpicking, it’s personally hurting me that someone other than myself could dislike something I love so much because I’m so insecure in myself. Please think about my feelings before you hate on the things I love.

Also, can we please stop talking about the crunch already? It’s so last year already. What’s that? It was just a few weeks ago? Whatever, it feels like last year. I don’t want to hear about all that and the politics and stuff. It’s tiring. I mean, me being tired of hearing about it is obviously more important than the abuse of the workers being brought up and rightfully challenged.

So I would rather that they give me my games quicker, so crunch is actually good. They should be crunching all the time actually. Why don’t they just live at their workplace and work from they wake up until they go to sleep? That would mean I’d get my overhyped products earlier. A few people getting scarred for life as they are being crunched, forced to watch videos of real people being killed so as to animate it in gruesome detail is just collateral damage and I don’t care. I don’t even know these people! All that really matters, in the end, is the product. I need it.

And see, I live and breathe this. I’m not actually Reina, I *am* Cyberpunk. I *am* The Last of Us. I *am* the next AAA, high-budget, over-hyped videogame. It’s my personality and anything negative against it is a personal attack on me and my core fundamental values. By saying that the game is bad, you’re saying that *I* am a bad person and that you hate me and want to kill me brutally in cold blood like you did when you killed Gary in The Last of Us Part 2. Like, he was a good guy and the game was trying to teach you that killing is bad. Not that saying killing is bad is super-basic and that giving the player a simulator where you are forced to murder people in brutal ways animated based on real footage of people being killed grotesquely is in any way counter-productive and only makes things worse. But whatever.

Just stop with it, please! My feelings matter and I want to give all my money to these companies that care so much for me. My dream is to be caressed in the lap of Todd Howard as he whispers softly into my ear that *in 15 years, you’ll get the next Elder Scrolls game and it’ll have 16 times the detail and in this game, you can even give us all your money*. Imagine that. I can empty my whole bank account for these very nice companies that truly care and treat me well.