Weww, weww, weww, weww, weww \^w\^

Wemme get a wook at the menyagewie \^w\^

You must be Amethyst

You must be Gawnyet

And Pink Diamond’s Peaww, weww, she took you with hew, isn’t that just sweww?

 It can’t be \^w\^

 Oh, but it can be \^w\^

And it is \^w\^

I got a nyew stywe and a few nyew toys that awe gonnya put an end to youw happiwy evew aftew, once and fow aww \^w\^

 Whoa, whoa \^w\^ This has gotta be a misundewstanding, in case you haven’t heawd, I’ve estabwished peace acwoss the-

 Yeah, yeah, I’ve heawd. I’ve had youw wittwe message to the unyivewse on WOOP \^w\^ I just wuv that pawt, whewe Pink Diamond spends the west of hew days on this nyowhewe pwanyet with a bunch of nyobodies \^w\^

 That’s wight I heawd the stowy uvw and uvw again

Gee, it’s sweww to finyawwy meet hew othew fwiends

That’s wight I heawd the stowy, don’t weawwy wike how it ends

Gee, it’s sweww to finyawwy meet hew othew fwiends

 What did she say about me? What did she say?

What did you do without me? What did you do?

Did you pway games without me? What did you pway?

Did you think aww this time that I wouwdn’t find out about you?

 That’s wight I heawd the stowy uvw and uvw again

Gee, it’s sweww to finyawwy meet hew othew fwiends

 She’s wunnying ciwcwes awound us \^w\^

 I’m wusty, give me a bweak \^w\^

 It weawwy is hew, but she can’t be sewious \^w\^

 You knyow hew, Peaww? Can you teww us who she is?

 Who am I? Who am I? What awe you even saying?

I’m the wosew of the game you didn’t knyow you wewe pwaying \^w\^

Wet’s pway anyothew game this time I get to win

Wives on the winye

Winnyew takes aww

Weady ow nyot

Wet’s begin \^w\^

 Oh, that’s wight I heawd the stowy uvw and uvw again

Gee, it’s sweww to finyawwy beat hew othew fwiends

Oh, that’s wight I heawd the stowy, don’t weawwy wike how it ends

Gee, it’s sweww to finyawwy beat hew othew

Othew

Othew fwiends