Let me introduce you to this magical fairytale land of Australia

Legend has it this mythical place is ruled by giant birdlike creatures called Leemoos who defeated humans in a bloody war that spanned centuries. These Leemoos live in peace alongside another beastly race called the Ka’angerus. Their society, while peaceful is primitive, with an obvious caste system. Allegedly the ones branded as “Bogins” are at the bottom rung of this hierarchy. While I’m not sure how, evidently alcohol is sacred to them, being stored in shrines called Bootellos.

The creatures of this land are deadly and mysterious, none more so than the Drop Bear and the Caz ‘o’ werey. The Caz’o’werey is some sort of hellish chimera, descriptions vary, it is said the only thing you can do when a Caz’o’werey sets its wrath upon you is to run, run as fast as you can and pray some other poor soul gets in the way and is slaughtered.

The Drop Bear is another fiend entirely, an exiled Leemoo told me as he died, when you notice the Drop Bear, its already too late. Roughly 600 kg and over two meters in height, they wait in the massive Yookalisp trees for unwitting prey to approach, only to meet their ends in crushing razor toothed jaws when the Drop Bears massive form falls upon them. They are the only known predator of the Caz’o’werey, keeping their populations in check lest they run amok and take over.

Australia, fact or fiction? You do the deciding.