Just wanted to send 🎉 a massive 💪 shoutout ✊🏻 to a legend 🔥 like you 😎
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📲And inste📲ad of d📲oing 📲 real wo📲rk, you ca📲n do it fr📲om yo📲ur ph📲📲one 📲
Do you want to:
✅ Fall for false dreams?
✅ Clog up everyones News Feeds?
✅ Use a stupid amount of emojis that make you seem like a tacky bitch?
✅ Alienate your friends?
✅ Have people ask what the fuck is wrong with you behind your back?
✅ Desperately message people you haven’t spoken to in years?
✅ Gain egotistical delusions about yourself?
✅ Post inspirational statuses that inspire no one?
💯💯HIT ME UP, LEGEND!💯💯