I dropped out of shitpost high at 5 years old and was left on the streets with nobody to help me. I didn’t know how to post let alone shitpost. I had no one, I was alone, hungry and with only some loose change hid in my socks. But I lost that socks in the washing machine. But I didn’t let the lack of a PhD Master Thesis in shitposting or absence of a sock stop me from achieving my dream. through hard work and grit I worked my way up the shitposting ladder. At first it was just pity karma, passers by just looking at my frail body and lack of a sock would give me some karma here and there, and with this little karma I kept going, day by day just eating the crumbs the others would drop. But all these crumbs add up, before you know it, I had a whole loaf of bread’s worth of karma. Still, chump change but it was just the small snowball that would eventually roll into the huge unstoppable force that would level a town full of orphans. While you were all going through shitposting school, I was going through shitposting life, while you were getting gold stars I was getting downvoted for making a Naruto reference, while you were buying accounts to upvote your other accounts I was using lame jokes to get everyone else to upvote me! I am now one of the toppest of minds in the shitpost industry. They call me sir shitpost at work, my colleagues rub my feet everyday, my assistant gives me her lunch willingly, and my car is cleaned by all those unpaid interns for free. You all arguing about the educational tree to becoming a great shitposter, but have any one of you ever once thought if you are a shitposter, or just OC.