I started a vaguely sexual thread on AskReddit. One user responded with a paragraph of erotica which ended with “I’m a grill btw ;)” and she sent me a PM. Once I had confirmed she was not a feminist and loved trilbies, I agreed to meet her. To no surprise, it was Jennifer Lawrence. I shed my trench coat, whispered “m’lawrence” and mounted her. She orgasmed four and a half times.