Local Headlines


Man Found Having Tea Party With Dog Again.

Hard Phallic Shaped Purple Object Likely To Win Village Show

Local Man Wins Dick Growing Contest For the Third Time

Woman With Fascistic Tattoo Arrested for 37th Time

Viral nudes of Kim Kardashian West’s Cock Had Been Photoshopped

Local man Set to Fly Out and Help With Hurricane Relief Effort

Man Buys Thongs For Low Income Local Family


National Headlines


House Fly Catches Train Across Country

Man Jailed For Threatening Wife With Hard Phallic Shaped Purple Object

New Variety of Cabbage Set to Revolutionise Our Eating Habits

Man With Fascistic Tattoo Suspected of Art Theft

Small Hurricane Forcast in Northern Regions

Red Thongs Are the Latest Big Trend Says Top Fashion Designer


International Headlines


Red Army Escapes From Florida Zoo

Alobama Voted Nicest Place to Live in the World

The World’s Biggest Vagina Measuring Over 1m

Fascistic Tattoos Banned in North Korea

Hurricane Causes Devastation

Thongs Linked to Global Health Scare