First domesticated cats originate from Egypt (seemingly out of nowhere) Where did the Egyptians get all these cats from all the sudden? Desert definitely isn’t an ideal place for a cat, and why did they worship it so highly? Because they came from space and used the Egyptians as their mind slaves to build massive cat monuments to honor them. Also, we know cats have psychic powers but the best example is crazy cat ladies. There’s scientific proof that being surrounded by that many cats all the time causes a psychologic change in these people’s brains so it seems when cats are working together their powers are actually stronger?? And they stay up all night going out to go where? Secret cat meetings to coordinate and grow their powers. They constantly mess with people JUST enough to be slightly frustrating and slowly mess your your psych until they have control over you. House cats are also in the top 100 most invasive species, so they are quite literally trying to wipe out other earth animals to control dominion of the animal kingdom too. So moral of the story cats are dangerous aliens and should not be trusted even the cute ones because it’s just a trick.