well, i was about 9 or ten and i was fucking the fridge, as i did many things in my house. i would close the fridge door on my dick and just sit there. opening and closing the door. my brother caught me and after making fun of me told me how to burp the worm. and now after years of olympic grade masturbatory training, i dont even have an expression when i cum, and sex is just a frustrating act because of my desensitized penis. thanks for bringing up those deamons