Lemme set the scene. You’re walking in the park with your SO, and a feathery football shaped ball of anger comes running up and squawking at you, when all you did was mind your own damn business. This little bastard is going out of his way to fuck with you, and that’s not what mother nature intended. So you decide to remind this fluffy little shit where he stands on the food chain by punting that bastard like it was 55 yards to the goalposts, and bam. No more goose problem.

But what do we get instead? “Oh nooooo dont hit that goose it’s just angryyyyyy” BITCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER FORGOT THAT WE USED TO COOK AND EAT HIM AMD HIS FAMILY. But at some point, we decided that they were gods gift to earth and whenever we saw them in a park or on the side of the road, you should just run away and leave it alone. Fuck. That. I wanna power bomb that bastard so hard that he’ll feel like he got T-Boned by an aircraft carrier. If anything, I’m helping the rest of these shitbrained bendy straw neck ass birds to fear humans so they wont catch any more hands


TL;DR: Fuck geese, it should be socially acceptable to remind it where it lies on the food chain

EDIT: If one more person comments a letterkenny response I’m gonna hold a fucking goose hostage

#2: I’m not an animal abuser this was a shitpost and now too many people think I’m 100% serious

Just do what you need to get them away from you