If you wanted Steve in Smash, if you’re excited about this announcement, you are clinically ill. You are clinically ill and something is gravely and seriously wrong with you, and you need to seek help. If you sat there, and you played MINECRAFT, and you’re sitting there thinking “YEAH I WANNA PLAY AS THESE CHARACTERS IN A FIGHTING GAME, A PLATFORM FIGHTER” whatever you wanna call it THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, FUNDAMENTALLY just RUDIMENTARY, DUDE THERE IS WRONG WITH YOUR ASS, AND YOUR PARENTS HAVE FAILED YOU, YOUR PARENTS HAVE FAILED YOU, BECAUSE THEY HAVE RAISED AN ABSOLUTE FAILURE AND A TRAGEDY OF A HUMAN BEING. YOU NEED TO DO SOME SELF EVALUATION. After you’re done reading this, go into your bathroom and look in the fucking mirror, splash some water on your face, and I want you to just stare at yourself until you have an epiphany. Just take a good, long, hard look, if you’re doing it for ten seconds and you don’t feel anything, KEEP STARING, TRUST ME.