Why does reddit have to make the text box optional? That makes me angry, don’tcha know? Some people put all of the text in their titles and ignore my special boy, the text box. I mean, you can even **italicize** and *bold* your words in the text box.

 Why would you neglect such a useful feature when it’s right here for your use? I mean just look at the box. So innocent with its succulent ridges and creamy corners. I just wanna eat it’s juicy and tender icons. They look so delicious, especially around lunchtime.

  Just take some time and put some of your title in the text box. He’s just looking for some love. I mean, who wouldn’t love it?

    *If you didn’t love it, however, I’d turn you into an equally juicy and succulent piece of meat, ready for human consumption after hours of laborious disinfection and cooking and recooking. I might even subject you to being reheated in the crappy microwave at your uncle’s house. You know the one. It only heats up the plate, leading to multiple minutes of precious time, wasted on heating the plate, rather than the delicious specimen that was intended for minutes ago.*

        But I digress, my special boy, the text box deserves your love and attention, especially in these troubled times. Just a word or two, that’s all he needs.

                Thank you for listening to my perfectly rational explanation on my valid and correct opinion.

                                Fin

                                                                P.S. Please turn it into uwu speak. It’ll be hilarious.

                                                                                                                                P.P.S. Emojis are also welcome.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                P.P.P.S. You know who you are