I understand you are a victim.

I’m a victim too.

We should be victim brothers and share our victim stories. I’ll go first.

One day I was walking in a park near my house. There was a group of folks sitting at a picnic table playing what appeared to be that game Operation – the classic game where you use metal tweezers to get a bone while trying to not set off the buzzer – well it looked like these folks were trying to use essential oils to play it. That’s right. This was a group of social justice warriors. For real. Anyway, I said to them, “you don’t play that game that way.” It really triggered this one SJW and she stood up and pointed at me and yelled, “NAZI!.” I was shocked, and then all the others surrounded me and chanted “Nazi! Nazi! Nazi.” Then one of them ripped off my Nazi armband, which I wear to be ironic. I fell down. They kept yelling. I shat my pants and ran home. Mom noticed that I shat myself agin so she gave me extra tendies. The day turned out ok.

What’s your victim story?