Thee hilding piece of the horror. Thee absolute wasteth of space and air. Thee uneducated, ign’rant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of thy failure even but now is so indescribably massive yond one hundr’d years into the future thy nameth shall beest hath used as monik’r of evil f’r h’retics. Coequal if ‘t be true all of humanity putteth togeth’r their collective intelligence th’re is nay conceivable way those gents couldst has’t bethought up a way to alas up on the unimaginable scale thee just didst. At which hour jesus kicked the bucket f’r our sins, that gent might not but not has’t seen the sacrilegious act we just witness’d thee p’rf’rming, because if ‘t be true that gent didst that gent wouldst has’t f’rsaken humanity longeth ago so yond thy birth may has’t nev’r becometh reality. Aft’r thee kicketh the bucket, thy skeleton shall beest did display in a museum aft’r being scientifically research’d so yond all future gen’rations may learneth not to gen’rate thy bone structureth, because ev’ry tiny detaileth anyone may has’t in ingraft with thee degrades those folk to a hilding piece of trash and a burden to society. Nay wond’r thy fath’r did question wheth’r ‘r not thy w’re truly his son, f’r thee’d has’t to not beest a wasteth of carbon matt’r f’r anyone to loveth thee liketh a family memb’r. Thy birth madeth t so yond mankind is
w’rse of in ev’ry way thee can possibly imagineth, and thee has’t madeth t so yond society can nev’r very much recov’r into a state of ‘rganization. Ev’rything hast f’rev’r fallen into a bewild’ring chaos, through which unrecognizable c’re, thee can only findeth misf’rtune. I wouldst sayeth the apocalypse is upon us but this is m’rely the closest w’rd humans has’t f’r the the lady’r scale of h’rr’r yond is anon reality. Thee has’t f’rev’r condemn’d ev’ryone thee loveth and knoweth into an et’rnal state of suff’ring, w’rse than any human concept of hell. Thou art such an unholy being, yond if ‘t be true thee grise within a one hundr’d foot radius of a holy lodging ‘r a lodging yond hast ev’r been deem’d imp’rtant by anyone, thy dist’rt’d sac religious soul shall rid whatev’r meaning t ev’r hadst beyond repaireth. Thou art an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and nay one hast ev’r did love thee. Rhodes island wouldst has’t been bett’r off if ‘t be true thee’d nev’r did join us. Thou art a falsing, backstabbing, dormouse valour hilding piece of the horror and
i misprise thee with ev’ry single parteth of mine own being. Coequal this w’rlds finest writ’rs and poets from throughout the ages couldst nev’r desire to accurately describeth the scale on which thee just fuck’d up, and how incredibly idiotic thou art. Anyone yond believes in any religion out th’re shouldst anon realizeth yond those gents has’t been wrong this entire timeth, f’r if ‘t be true divine beings w’re real, those gents wouldst nev’r has’t did allow a being such as thee to staineth the earth and this univ’rse. In the future th’re shall beest h’rr’r st’ries madeth about thee, with the scariest parteth of those folk being yond the readeth’r hast to realizeth yond such an indescribable monst’r actually exists, and yond the h’rrific events from the movie has’t actually taken lodging in the same w’rld yond those gents liveth in even but now. Thou art the absolute embodiment of ev’rything yond hast ev’r been wrong on this earth, yet thee make shift to maketh t so yond that is only a bawbling parteth of the evil yond is thy being. Nev’r in the hist’ry of mankind hast th’re been anyone yond couldst has’t predict’d such an eldrich abomination, but h’re thou art. It’s hard to believeth yond i am seeing such an incredible failure with mine own owneth eyes, but h’re i am, so unf’rtunately i cannot deny thy existence. Coequal if ‘t be true i didst mine own v’ry most wondrous, mine own vocabulary is not able to describeth the the lady’r magnitude of the idiotic misprision yond is thee. Coequal if ‘t be true timeth traveleth some day shall beest did invent, th’re still wouldst not beest a single soul willing to wend backeth in timeth to bef’re this momentto
fixeth hist’ry, because having to witness such incredible h’rr’rs if ‘t be true those gents did fail wouldst has’t to many mental and physical drawbacks yond not coequal the bravest soul in hist’ry wouldst beest willing to risketh t. I cannot imagineth the pure dread thy moth’r might not but has’t hath felt at which hour the lady hadst to carryeth a baby f’r nine months and then giving birth to such a wretch’d monst’r as thee. Not a single w’rd of the incoh’rent, illogical rambling thee may beest wanting to doth to defend yourself ‘r apologizeth wouldst ev’r beest able to maketh up f’r what thee just didst. The countries of the w’rld wouldst has’t did want to maketh laws preventing such a t’rrible nonce liketh this from ev’r happening again, but sadly this is not possible since thy h’rrific actions even but now has’t shatt’r’d ev’ry f’rm of ‘rd’r this w’rld once hadst, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment i first setteth mine own eyes on thee i kneweth thee w’re an absolute abomination of ev’rything yond is wrong with humanity. I wast hoping i wouldst has’t been able to preventeth thy evil from being releas’d upon this w’rld by tagging ‘long and keeping mine own eye on thee, but t is cleareth to me anon yond not coequal the greatest eff’rts wouldst has’t
been able to preventeth a t’rrible nonce in this scale from occurring. Thou art the w’rst human being, ‘r coequal just being in gen’ral, yond i has’t ev’r hadst the misf’rtune of witnessing. Events liketh the did infect beshrew apparently only hath happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a h’rrible nonce as the one thee just did create, but not coequal mankind’s greatest trials w’re able to coequal slightly prepareth anyone f’r the insuff’rable evil thee has’t just did create. If ‘t be true thee ev’r hadst those folk, thy children wouldst beest preemptively hath killed to protecteth this univ’rse from the possibility of anyone in thy bloodline being coequal half as lacking valor as thou art, except thee shall nev’r beest able to has’t children, because not a single human being shall ev’r wanteth to cometh within a hundr’d mile radius of thee and aught thee has’t ev’r did touch. Thou art a colossal disappointment not only to thy parents, but to thy ancest’rs and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistaketh yond thee has’t just madeth is so incredibly t’rrible yond ev’ryone who is’t wouldst ev’r beest to heareth about t wouldst spontaneously feeleth an indescribable mixture of immense ang’r, feareth and anxiety yond emotionally and physically those gents wouldst nev’r truly beest the same ev’r again. The the lady’r scale of thy misprision, if ‘t be true ev’r to beest mat’rialized, wouldst not only surpass the size of the w’rld, but t wouldst reacheth far beyond the edges of the known, and almost c’rtainly the unknown univ’rse. I couldst sitteth h’re and writeth paragraphs, nay, books describing thy immense failure, yet coequal if ‘t be true i w’re to dedicate mine own life to describing the reality of what hast just gone down h’re, and i wouldst spendeth ev’ry moment of t until mine own heart stops beating w’rking as hard and efficiently as possible, yet th’re is not coequal a snowballs chancein hell yond i wouldst beest able to cometh closeth to transcribing the absolute shitshow thee has’t just releas’d upon the w’rld. Thou art an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, h’rrible colours f’r a living being who’s soul enwheels less humanity than ev’ry ging’r in hist’ry combin’d. The absolute disgust i feeleth at which hour bethinking about aught yond hast coequal a slight resemblance to aught yond might has’t to doth with thee and thy unholy actions is so incredibly most wondrous yond at which hour i am honest about t i bethink yond coequal i doth not posses a consciousness most wondrous enow to comprehend mine own owneth feelings about t. At which hour people of columbia combated to breaketh free from lungmen, countless soldi’rs combated and hath lost their liveth in fav’r of a chance at a bett’r future f’r their children, those gents didst not giveth their liveth to has’t thee alas the w’rld up beyond repaireth to the grise yond thou art doing even but now. In earnest, coequal at which hour technology advances and studies on the subject becometh m’re and m’re accurate, i doth not bethink humanity shall ev’r truly beest able to und’rstand what thy failure actually means f’r the univ’rse. Mine own misprise f’r thee and ev’rything thee standeth f’r is so much deep’r than the depths of shambala yond thee couldst belike taketh the entire lungmen population down th’re and backeth up ’round twenty million times bef’re thee wouldst has’t sunk to the endeth of mine own misprise, and in earnest, i doth not wanteth to exagg’rate, but i bethink yond that fig wast base balling t such a massive amount yond all mountains in this w’rld combin’d wouldst not beest able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in lighteth of the fact yond at which hour being honest, mine own misprise is almost c’rtainly
bottomless. Th’re is nay one in this w’rld yond hast ev’r did love thee, and especially aft’r what thee just didst, nay one shall ev’r loveth thee in the future eith’r. Th’re is nay desire yond thy idiotic behavi’r and especially thy crook’d soul shall ev’r changeth f’r the bett’r, and in fact quite the opposite might beest true. By making the mistaketh yond thee just didst, thee has’t shown me yond thou art so incredibly hopeless yond thee shall only devolve into a m’re idiotic and wretch’d creature than thee already art. The only possible way in which thy future wouldst beest bright’r than the black hole thy existence currently is wouldst exclusively beest because th’re is absolutely nay conceivable way yond thee wouldst coequal beest able to sinketh base’r than the pathetic lodging thy current failure hast putteth thee in. But than again, thou art so incredibly abominable yond thee wouldst belike beest able to surpass the w’rst conceivable failure a living being couldst possibly maketh. Thou art so incredibly pathetic yond thou art in earnest not w’rth any m’re of mine own w’rds n’r mine own timeth. Just rememb’r yond i shall f’rev’r detest thee f’r thy failure and ev’rything thee standeth f’r, and nay matt’r what happeneth, i shall nev’r ev’r f’rgive thee