Watsup retards. Athiest here, trying to get some clout on my new youtube channel so gotta do something edgy. And whats more edgy than summoning a demon? Please don’t try and “warn” me about the dark forces I’m playing with, my father was a priest and I know more about christianity than most of its followers and have studied other religions as well. I just think you people who believe in supernatural stuff are pretty much all retarded for lack of a better word.
So yeah please direct me to the most demonic, craziest dark ritual you can think of. I want lucifer himself dancing around my room while my head 360s and flies fly out of my mouth. Preferably something that doesnt involve me having to go online and order eye of newt or whatever the hell else.
Whichever ritual seems the most suited I will record myself doing and prove to all of you how retarded you guys really are, in the off chance that Im wrong and this dark magic stuff is real I’ll get to star in a horror movie and be famous so its win-win.
Lay it on me, what ya got?