Been on the piss scene for a few. Started out with simple shower games (you bring a cup into the shower). Moved on to bottling piss and realized there were subtle variations based on the things I’ve consumed, hydration level, post-exercise piss, etc. Had to get a mini fridge after my mother got upset when she saw the crisper full of my bottles.

The sun-brew experiment led me to my next step, 5 hours in the sweltering summer sun and an audible hiss as the bottle was opened. The fumes coated my lungs and I knew I had to get get to the core of piss essence. So I’ve been staying dehydrated and collecting my extremely dark and fragrant piss until I had enough to fill a pot (about a gallon). Been simmering this piss and breathing its rich fumes. Imagine a lungfull of piss steam, drifting off into a musty haze. But the real prize comes about 4 hours later, when the bottom of the pot is covered with a sticky piss resin. Rubbed on the gums, it sets stubbornly and coats the teeth. There is a pleasant sticky sensation as you nibble your teeth.

This is what I have been enjoying. Very much so. So I’m not sure what the cringe is here.