So I got in a debate with these dudes at school today and I totally shut them down. Like absolutely fucking trashed them. They were talking shit like “Is he fucking insane?”, “How can we possibly afford that?”, and my personal favorite: “He’s just a rich old asshole”. So I turned to them and I said, “Free healthcare. Free college. Free medicine. Free food. Free. Freedom.” Then they said “Are you fucking retarded who’s gonna pay for that?” Like a bunch of uneducated pricks. So I say to them: “That doesn’t even make sense you rancid swine. No one pays for it. It’s free.” That shut them up good. After that, the entire cafeteria went dead silent. Then, one person got up and started clapping. Before I knew it, the entire cafeteria stood up from their meals and was giving me a standing ovation for putting these two uncultured pagans in their place. They had nothing to say after that. Just stuttering and nervously laughing, in awe of the knowledge bomb I had just dropped on them. All it took was one person. One person to convince four more. To convince four more to make a difference. To give an entire school a glimpse into the future. To make one student body, unified in equality, feel the Bern.