I can’t masturbate to porn with the sound on. I just can’t stand that fucking stupid “ah! Ah! Ah!” sound they make. So, I decided to make my own sounds. It started out simple: I just masturbated with the sound off and my dick under a cymbal from my drum set. Then, as I started hearing that clanging, I became engorged. I beat my dick faster and harder than ever, and the cymbal went “clang clang clang clang” every time my hand reached the head of my now throbbing cock. Then, with a final “brrriingggg” I burst my load on the underside of the cymbal. Ever since then, I haven’t been able to jack it in peace. I can’t become aroused without a full percussionist section playing at full volume in my ear, and my neighbors have lodged multiple noise complaints. But I don’t care. As long as I have my cymbals and timpani, I can be happy.