Objects that I’ve shoved up my ass

* Vibrators
* Dildos
* Pens
* Pencils
* Coins
* Pebbles
* Broomstick handle
* Fishing rod handle
* Umbrella handle
* Toothbrush handle
* Hockey stick handle
* Fingers
* Small glass jar
* Test tube
* Screwdriver handle
* Stiff cock
* Cigar
* Banana