Imagine me, working from 8 am to 4:30 pm, tired from working in retail ready to go home and relax, I get on the bus and the first thing I see is the actual embodiment of one those Reddit wojak memes, glasses and scraggly Shaggy beard, wearing an ahegao hoodie of 14 year old Asuka Langley, the dick she’s presumably sucking censored by a photoshopped pizza, it’s not even a pattern hoodie, it is one large high definition colored image printed on both sides of the hoodie. The guy is looking up from his phone with a smug face, looking around to see if anyone’s staring him, he thinks he’s an absolute mad lad when he just looks like a fucking weirdo, wearing sandals exposing his crusty toes and his feet which look like they’re not getting enough blood circulation while sitting next a small girl and her mother. I remember every detail of this day because since then I have not known piece.