Alright look you limp wristed, estrogen ridden, by-male millennials. The BAR is heavy because it’s meant for strong, blue blooded, steak eating American killing machines, not starved manlet gooks and commies. In the event that an American soldier had expended all of his ammo, and was at the bottom of a 10 foot well of bodies, and was killed, it would’ve prevented these week enemies of freedom and democracy carrying it off and using it against any other soldiers of freedom. They would have had to attach wheels to the fucker and use it as if it were a field artillery piece and tow it with a fucking horse because we’d bomb their already primitive asses back to the fucking Stone Age. If anything you’d be happy it was heavy because it kicked likes a coked out, roided up mule because it fired the supremely powerful .30-06.

And I can’t beleive any mother fucker dare question the infinite wisdom of John Moses Browning. You know why it didn’t have an interchangeable barrel; it didn’t need one. The US soldier relies on pinpoint, laser beam accuracy. He isn’t firing long, sustained bursts into lines of defenseless POWs or civilians like a despicable Nazi or commie. This is the same reason it doesn’t have more than a 20 round magazine, and why you don’t have a dick and never will; Browning and God did not bestow these features on it or you.

Don’t you ever think of talking shit on the BAR again or I will crush your fucking skull with its hinged, iron butt plate. The thing was good enough to mow down Nazis, gooks and even commies. But you are so fucking stupid you can’t comprehend because you worship these enemies of freedom and role play as them in your dimly lit, dingy pit of despair you call a basement. Your ancestors are rolling in their graves at this. They willingly signed up and traveled overseas to zap these evil doers and you dare question this awesome, righteous killing machine.