Just took a fat fuckin shit bro. I felt the smudgy brown solid goo come out of my crevice of an ass. It hurt too, I felt as if the poo was stabbing my butt. Then once it came out, it fell and made a loud *plop* sound into the toilet’s water. I took some toilet paper and wiped that shit clean and threw it in the toilet. Then I saw that massive shit floating there. It was magnificent. I felt proud. From that day, it was the best shit ever