Oh my God, I just recently found one that I had been searching for since I was a young’n and it was the most glorious fap I’ve ever experienced. Angels sang in heaven, and for a second there was world peace. The strokes simultaneously cured cancer and fed the hungry. For a brief moment, the world was happy. Then, when the 23 seconds were up, the world returned to its normal, dreary state. Nobody lived a life with a happy ending, and once again, the mothers went back to scolding their children while their husband worked long hours for not enough pay.