Batman had been sexually inactive for a few months now, the house was empty, just like his balls. He heard a knock at the door. It was ditty Kong. He walked into Wayne Manor, his ape feet covered in shit. He went full ape and launched at Batman. Batman dodged it and threw a batarang at Diddy Kong’s forehead and killed him. Batman then fucked the corpse so goddamn hard that it brought Superman there. Superman then had hot sex with Alfred and then went to play in the fungeon with bruce