Well when u wake up I want u to know that I got high and snuck into my sisters room all sneaky like and took one of her bath bombs. I then proceeded to stumble into the bathroom and toss the bomb in and watch in amazement as it disintegrated right in front of me. After a moment of thinking weird shit in my high ass mind I came back to reality and my bath water was indeed FROTHY. So I slid in all slow like because I ran the shit wayyyy tooo hot and eventually was comfortable enough to sit back and relax. 5 minutes later I farted in the bathtub right and I laughed okay then I laid down and let the water soothe my dirty ass body BUT ALAS trouble was brewing beneath the surface of my bubbly wonder world. Suddenly a small black blob arose to the surface like a little monster and I gasped in disgust at this intruder to my bath and booty time. I then ripped my hand away from my penis and proceeded to slap the blob. “IT IS A BUG” my mind calculated as I felt the stubbly body slam underneath my hand. TO NO AVAIL the blob had arisen again but this time it wasn’t alone there was TWOOOO. I was being invaded. I reached over and took a hit from the bong and then ran to the kitchen and began my search for the bug spray. My mother yelped as she exited her room to the sight of my big round chubby black ass jiggling in the darkness of the night rummaging through the cabinets for bug spray. “EURIKA” I yelled aloud as I found the bug spray. I turned quickly to dash back into the bathroom knocking my mother over. I then slammed the door behind me because I didn’t want my mother to see the murder I was about to commit and I began spraying the two bugs SQUEEZING the bug spray can as hard as I could. THE bugs sat there in the tub….floating….lifeless….Dead. “All in a days work” I whispered to myself and gave my tushy a nice slapping for the good work I had just done. MY high had come down a bit from all the racket of my mother outside yelling “MY EYES” and so I began to have normal ass thoughts. “I mean you gotta atleast see what kinda bugs they are” A little voice in my mind stated. I didn’t hesitate and I reached into my bath water that now reeked of the smell of death and bug spray. I pushed bubbles aside and there right in front of me was two tiny pieces of shit. When I farted I had shit a little in the tub and didn’t know😂If you read this entire thing I am so sorry