I’m obsessed with eating mens asses.

To preface, I’m a straight woman and I was introduced to the concept of myself eating ass when I was about 16. Mainly because I was trying to impress a guy, I romanticized the hell out of it and ended up actually loving it even after that relationship ended.

It took a few years before I found a man willing to try it, and it took on a whole new life after I did. This may sound gross, but the taint area (like the armpits) releases a massive amount of pheromones that can be smelled even when freshly cleaned. So if you’re a woman who enjoys the smell of a man without any fragrance on, imagine that smell on steroids and right in your face.

It’s perfection. Not to mention, as a giver, nothing pleases me more than the sounds a man makes while you’re making him feel good. It’s my own personal high.

So for any men out there, I know there’s a stigma and a lot of men feel “gay” for even being open to trying it. You are not any less masculine or straight for wanting to feel pleasure. And if you ever have someone offer, consider it. It’ll open a whole new world to you.