did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding vaporeon are the most compatible pokemon for humans not only are they in the field egg group which is comprised mostly of mammals they are an average of 3 feet 3 inches tall and 63.9 pounds which means they are large enough to be able to handle human dicks and with impressive base stats for hp and access to acid armor you can be rough with one due to their mostly water based biology there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused vaporeon would be incredibly wet so wet that you could have sex with one for hours without getting sore they can also learn the moves attract baby doll eyes captivate charm and tail whip along with not having fur to hide nipples so it would be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood and with its abilities water absorb and hydration it could easily recover from fatigue with enough water no other pokemon comes close to this level of compatibility also fun fact if you pull out enough you can make your vaporeon turn white vaporeon are literally built for human dick ungodly defense stat+high hp pool+acid armor means it can take cock all day all shapes and sizes and still come for more i recited this entire paragraph from memory