You will never be an r/JustUnsubbed user. You have a lot of karma, you have a lot of anti-hate, you don’t have harassment. You are an angry twisted by JU and karmawhoring into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your followers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “comments” laugh at your false information spread behind closed doors. Downvoters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of days of evolution have allowed downvoters to downvote you to oblivion. Even unfollower wojaks who “win” look emasculate and unhygienic to you. Your lack of success is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a bigoted unfollower home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, unwashed neckbeard. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the acronym JU creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under your karma. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll make a password, enter it and turn into u/\[deleted\]. Your followers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they are sad that you deactivated your Reddit account with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your lost karma, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a downvote farmer is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably anti-JU. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back