I was babysitting a kid a while back, and the kid was eating lunch, when I smelled something strange outside. After going and checking it out the kid said, “you shouldn’t have breathed in the gas from the weird smell.” I frustrated by this, said that he was breathing in gas right now, oxygen. Being a dumb kid, he panicked when he heard gas, and started to hold his breath. Three minutes later, he passed out on the floor. I called the ambulance, and tried to give cpr, but even passed out, the kid was STILL holding his breath. The kid’s parents were called, the whole nine yards. I, panicked about them pressing charges, so I said he said “watch how long I can hold my breath” and that’s what they put on his tombstone. RIP jimmy