This post is a boy appreciation post

That’s right, this post? Right here? I’mma about to appreciate boys on it. I’m defending them. Had you seen one? Had you seen how cute those creatures are? I bet you did, because if you are here, you are like me and love seeing guys doing average normal things.

Like when then put their hands on their pockets, damn I love when they do that. Or when they do that thing with the hair, when they run their fingers through their hair? Hell yeah that’s awesome. And when they take theirs shirt off in that unique guy way? Damn, my heart almost makes the Slipknot drummer look like the keyboard cat. I love how simple and practical they are.

Chubby boys, skinny boys, buff boys, tall boys, short boys, white boys, brown boys, black boys, asian boys, trans boys you name it, they are all cute in their own ways. If you are reading this and you are a boy, you better feel appreciated, because you, my dude you are handsome.

And finally…

Urgh, I can’t hold it in anymore…

Dicks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3c” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

Alright, now that I got that off my chest…

Basically, boys are awesome.