used to work in a halfway house for people with socioemotional disorders. one of the residents had an epi pen on them, due to possible anaphalaxysis from bee stings.

One time when we were cleaning their room we found their pen wrapped up in a condom and we realized they were using it as a dildo.

we could only imagine the horrific frenzy of someone furiously masturbating due to them accidently discharging an epi pen in their cooch. We had to let them keep the epi pen, for safety reasons, but we had a talk with them about maybe in the future they should save up for a real dildo. Or, perhaps use something that wouldn’t fill them with adrenaline… like a hair brush, or an electric toothbrush.