Holy shit, where to start with this one. Fucking kill yourself, go get the closest bottle of antifreeze and chug it slowly over the course of an hour. Grab a chainsaw and shove it up your ass on full power. Get a cage full of tarantula hawk spiders and cover yourself in peanut
butter and jump in. Fly out to Chernobyl and stick your entire lower body in it, to let your upper half feel the full raw pain. Put a wooden block inbetween your feet, get a sledgehammer, and knock em dead. Travel to the Middle East and announce in front of an ISIS execution
broadcast that you are homosexual. Douse your body with kerosine and smoke a pack. Dont vaccinate and work on a farm. Pay a visit to North Korea and show symptoms of the corona virus. When a Mexican cartel asks if you want coke, say you want Pepsi. Bathe in cyanide. Overdose on flint stone gummies. Tell a blue-haired Harvard girl there are only two genders. Express to the American media that you have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. And if all else fails, don’t worry because my sawed-off shotgun will give you all the contact you MAPs need. I’ll give you an all expense paid trip straight to the ninth circle of hell, you actual fucking limp chode-having toilet-seat-licking raisin-brained oxygen-wasting Biden-voting demented tardigrade who I REFUSE to believe is the same SPECIES as me GTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO