πŸ“£πŸ“£ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.. I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED AN πŸ›‘β€ΌοΈURGENTβ€ΌοΈπŸ›‘ AND 🚨ALARMING 🚨NEWS STORY. I NEED πŸ‘πŸ» ALL πŸ‘πŸ» OF YOU TO STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN πŸ“£πŸ“£

Boy oh boy do I have a πŸ‘πŸ» ONCE πŸ‘πŸ» IN πŸ‘πŸ» A πŸ‘πŸ» LIFETIMEπŸ‘πŸ» OFFER πŸ‘πŸ»for you! CHRISTMAS CAME πŸ˜©πŸ’¦ EARLY, CYBER WEEK SPECIAL for all you jingle πŸŽ„πŸŽ‰ bitches and ho ho hoes πŸŽ„πŸ’¦πŸ˜©πŸ’¦ Tired of all the fuccbois? Like a man with style 😎, but not to the kpop point where you question his heterosexuality? Looking for someone wholesome who will πŸ‘πŸ»TREAT πŸ‘πŸ» YOU πŸ‘πŸ» RIGHT πŸ‘πŸ»???

Well look no further because my good friend NICK KONG, aka DADDY 😩LONG DONG πŸ†πŸ’¦ is an absolute beautπŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ» Based out in Vancouver, BC this πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ™πŸ» 6 FOOT πŸ™πŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ» 4 INCHES ‼️ (THATS RIGHT 192cm) 20 YEAR OLD MAN AMONG MEN is ‼️‼️ SINGLE ‼️‼️ and READY to PRINGLE 😏😀. Not from Van? Not a problem! You’re just one flight away. ABGs πŸ‘πŸ»FOBs πŸ™πŸ» WOMEN shoot your shot πŸ”«

πŸ”₯PROSπŸ”₯
βœ”οΈ He’s a lifeguard so you know he can obtain the grain πŸ’°, knows CPR πŸ˜‰πŸ˜©πŸ‘ŒπŸ», and is no stranger to wet environments πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ’¦
βœ”οΈ 6’4” πŸ”₯ or 5’16” πŸ€”
βœ”οΈ Plays volleyball and ulti – Athlete 😈 and got that stamina πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ’¦β±
βœ”οΈ Heavyweight at the club cause mama didn’t raise no bitch πŸ₯‚πŸΊπŸΎ
βœ”οΈ TALLBOI with a punisher πŸ† to match πŸ’¦πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜› rumour has it he faints at the half chub stage because all the blood be rushing between his legs 🀯and no woman has seen his true form and lived to tell the tale 🀭😏😈
βœ”οΈ Has a driveway full of cars so he can pick you up whenever and wherever πŸš—
βœ”οΈ Almost always down for boba
βœ”οΈ Has a dog
βœ”οΈ Two words: πŸ‘πŸ» JUUL πŸ‘πŸ» HOOKUPS
βœ”οΈ Can take artsy pics for you πŸ“Έ

😀 CONS 😀
πŸ›‘ Can take weeks to reply
πŸ›‘ Might be a little too big for you πŸ†πŸ˜πŸ˜‰
πŸ›‘ Heavyweight at the club cause mama raised a big spender
πŸ›‘ Bit of a goofball ❀️
πŸ›‘ You’ll have to get used to sitting in a wheelchair after visiting him πŸ˜©πŸ’¦

honestly good problems this guy is the whole package πŸ™πŸ»πŸ˜©πŸ”₯

TL;DR
If you’re looking for a wholesome tallboi with that big dick energy βš‘οΈπŸ† who will leave you sore and sweaty πŸ’¦, then daddy long schlong πŸ†πŸ€­πŸ˜€ nick kong is the MAN for you. Tall, charming, funny, and capable of supporting you through life struggles like he supports his diamond II adc’s, this man won’t be around for long. Come be the har gaw to his siu mai. Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait