I’ve made artificial cum, feaces of both human and animal, piss, cyanide, diamonds and a ton of other things in the name of kek. My prize jewl was the human feaces jug I made which smelled waay too much and my house had to be labelled as a biohazard exclusion zone due to the toxic fumes rising from my lab, The neighbors complained that I was very possible a socioathic serial killer and the smell was several possibly of human dead bodies decaying in my basement, the officer that was dispatched even told me that when they first approached my house they all looked at eachother in awe and said it was probably shit and sent in a brave soul to greet me in my plague doctor outfit, In my defense I didn’t knew that the bacteria would eat up this quickly but the solution was relatively simple, vanilla extract when combined with a certain amount of a certain volatile and dangerous compound also explodes very severely but leaves behind vanilla smell and healthy undangerous carbon monoxide in minute amounts, Now I am not mentioning the chemicals here because most of them are highly volatile and require a license to aquire. My previous attempts at making artificial prank friendly shit were in vain as most of the times I ended up making cow shit instead of human shit. Which made me believe that vegans shit like cow bbz

“How can one be so dedicated to be this fucking petty. At that point why don’t you just shit in a bag, it’s just as effective.”

Because then you can’t say it’s artificial and make them laugh. Also there’s laws that define the act of throwing human bodily fluids and I’d rather not mess with the laws, Ironically the law that deals with shit and piss also deals with cum and even if I dripped in a few drops of actual cum as an act of revenge for something my victim did 20 years ago and somehow they collected and tested each drop of the artificial baby batter and found it, I won’t be charged for assault but infact public indecency. Also I’ve got a degree in chemical shit and a lab and why the fuck not, I’ll make meth if I wanted to, presuming I haven’t

“what the fuck”

Wait til you hear about my experience of making WW2 chemical weapons, It’s surprisingly easy and requires no lab equipment at all, the only thing obscure is the ammonia, you can probably use a substitute to make a less advanced but still incredibly incredibly lethal. I made one batch used them on a few frogs and their skin was juice in minutes, I then proceeded to blister my own skin in order to conduct a human experiment, not recommended

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