What the heck is up with this game?

Are these paintings or windows?!

Jeez, game designers make up your minds…

What is this bullshit, two cats? why not three??

Jeez, what are they thinking!!

This game is a bunch of poopy ass dicks, covered in chocolate feces.

What is this? some kind of angel?!

I DONT want religion in my game!!

Jeez, walking chairs?? what is he waiting for??! TO GET SIT ON?

What’s this flashy bird flashing for?! iS he the POLICE!?!

Jeez, you open up a locked treasure chest to get a key, ISN’T THAT ASSBACKWARDS!?!

wHat’s the deal with these wall grenades, you’d think they would explode a little bit bigger!!

COME ON GAME DESIGNERS GET WITH IT!

tHIS GAME IS A BUNCH OF POOPY ASS DRIPPINGS COVERED IN SEMEN!!!!

In this game, you play as a retarded mouse named Mickey, he’s got his girlfriend with him, but she should be too busy in the KITCHEN.

Sometimes youre girlfriend gets kidnapped by a bird, just like her, A BITCH!!

THIS GAME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DISNEY, EXCEPT THAT IT SUCKS.

What a BUNCH OF POOPY ANUS FARTS COVERED IN DICK WAFFLES, BEING POURED ALL OVER A FAT GIRL’S TITTIES!!

I’ve never experienced such ASS in my LIFE, well, except maybe after i took that long diarrhea dumb when i ate IHOP!!

This is the dumbest game mechanic ever, you have to KEEP going through the right window, AND IF IT”S NOT THE RIGHT MINNEY YOU HAVE TO GOUT OUT AGAIN!!

Jeez, GAME developers WHAT were they thinking?!!

This game is a bunch of POOPY dicks that’s been dipped in VOMIT from a cow’s BUTTHOLE.

SO, you get your girlfriend back, but she doesn’t do anything, so why would you get her back?

BITCH