so like im a huge mcdonalds fan and enjoyer and also i love lil nas x songs my favorite was old town road and montero but like a week ago mcdonalds said that the lil nas x happy meal would come out that day and i was like so hyped and so i waited all day when it comes out but then it was 3 in the morning and the lil nas x happy meal still didnt come out like did mcdonalds just lie to me like im so sad i just wanted to eat the lil nas x happy meal because i love him and i just hate mcdonalds for lying and i almost died because the happy meal didnt come out and i almost committed a felony and so i hacked lil nas x and found his address and drove to his house with a white van and i ringed his doorbell and he answered and i talked to him to come to my van to film his next song and what he didnt know was that i was taking him to the slaughter house because he didnt release the happy meal and so i drove and i finally arived and like he was so scared but then i just raped him and i also raped the ceo of mcdonalds because he is so bad then i went to mcdonalds and went to the kitchen and was searching the fridges and i found the lil nas x happy meal then i went to my house and did a mukbang yt video eating the happy meal and it contained montero music disc and human meat burger