Simpish simp who simpishly simps for girls

I grow tired of the simpish simping of the simpish simps of this simpish country

A simp is a simp who will only simp on those girls other simps simp on

There’s no need for simpish outcries from simpishly simpish simps

Simpish simp spouting simpish simpishness, just as I expect of a simpish simp such as you

Oh, how a simpish simp makes a simpish face while dreaming simpishly simpish dreams

Don’t be simpish, you simpish simp wearing the simpishly simpish clothes

Yet again the simpish simp spouts out more simpishily simpish drabble

A simpish simp with a simpish sieve for a brain only speaks simpishly with simpish words

I’m inclined to feel sorry for a simpish simp who simpishly spends his time simping.

*The Elegy of Simps*