Wow, I sure do love jojo’s bizarre adventure and breastfeeding from my 54 year old mother as a 20 year old male! Did I mention that JoJo’s bizarre adventure is NOT gay and if you say that I will start crying? Btw, if you are a jojo fan, we have a totally NOT gay, orgy at my house.

Please bring women or it would totally be gay but if you don’t that’s alright because Jonathan Joestar would be sad if we cancelled this event LOL. Even so, We will surely be yelling “CAESAR!” at the top of our lungs the moment one of us cums in each other’s asshole. Then we will look down in disbelief at the cum filled asshole of our fellow JoJo fan and say, “Yare Yare Daze”. Realizing that we got cum in his hair, our fellow JoJo fan will beat the ever living SHIT out of us for messing up his hair and order one of us fellow JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure fans to give him a rim job.

After said rim job, our fellow JoJo fan will screech with an ear raping pitch, “My name is Giorno Giovanna and I have a dream that we would all be put out of our misery as JoJo fans because we have just did something terrible… associated JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure as GAY which it isn’t and if you say that you are gay and will make us cry and shit and cum our pants”. Then, in order to straighten ourselves up, we will all masturbate to Jolyne masturbating in a prison cell to a picture of Dio getting raw dogged by father Pucci but WE DON’T LOOK AT THAT CUZ WE ARE NOT GAY and instead focus on the JoJo cuz it’s not gay to masturbate to JoJo. Then afterwards we will not be able to STAND (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) up because of all the cock we just took up our asses and we will crawl around like Johnny Joestar (cripple funny).

Then we remember how Josuke in part 8 has four balls and think it would be funny to take a TOTALLY NOT GAY picture of our balls together to appear as though we have four balls and cackle hysterically at the thought of a JOJO WITH FOUR BALLS because having four balls would be the strangest thing in the world and definitely not a weekly Orgy at Georgy’s while we wait for handsome man Araki to cum up with a new hysterical reference to American Pop Culture in the form of a new stand or perhaps a new person introduced because Araki is a man who does not grow old and I listened to a Queen album a couple times BEFORE the Bohemian Rhapsody movie came out so it’s basically part of my culture.