How to I delete the internet

you delete humans

Ah genocide

My favorite past time

I prefer plain murder much easier to get away with

Yes true but genocide is a much more effective and fun way to murder people

Yes but you can kill just as many people individually than together and not get caught with murder

Yes but then you don’t get to see the light leave there eyes

See this guy gets it

You flatter me. You will die last

Haha jokes on you buddy I’m already in your home or we could work together

Oh shit I’m at yours

Well this is awkward I’ve already killed 2 people living here

Er I think your at the wrong house

Aw fuck yeah I think this is my parents house

Oh well we all make that mistake

So have you killed any of my family since you are at my house

Only a dog

I have a turtle he’s epic his name’s ted

Oh shit I killed John Wick’s dog oh fuck

Oh shit bruh you’re on your own with that one good luck

Well see you on the other side

Oh shit does that mean I have to kill that town all by myself

Yes sorry buddy

Ok dude see you on the other side

Goodby my friend

Hey man whats up i just died trying to cut the power and I got electrocuted

Fucking amateurs the lot of you You use rubber gloves

I fucking did! They were just really old and I did realize one of them had a hole because it was really small

Amateur

Bet I’ve killed more people than you

I am at 4206900 but how many asylum escapes

I’ve been there 3 times escaped 4 times

7 times escaped and 70 times broken into to get my meds

What would you want the meds for

Asylum what do you think there for

Eh fair enough

Do you not need meds

I mean kinda and I don’t take em often

I need them to stop the voices they tell me to do things horrible things like help that old lady cross the road

Yeah same I don’t take em because I am a masochist

You didn’t read all of it did you

I did I like helping people from time to time it brings me pain

Weirdo

Yeah I know I need help

Don’t go to the authorities they will lock you up

Yeah I know that

Well you did use rubber gloves with holes in them so just in case

Hey fuck off but IRL though I’m gonna go eat

See you around

You too