I wish for a machine that makes Garfield a real cat so I can finally achieve my dream of having a relationship with Garfield. It is so hard being garfsexual in this world. I am forced to be lonely as I can’t get attracted to anyone else but Garfield. I love Garfield. I will become the most successful businessman just to get the funds needed to make Garfield into a reality. Jim Davis is clearly a mastermind as he made my life enjoyable, it is such a shame that he’ll probably never see his creation become real. I feel sorry for him, but at least his intelligence will live on. I never felt any joy until I saw what I called “the pipe strip” when I was only 12 years old. Man that was long ago. I soon became attracted this orange cat. My parents kicked me out, disowned me after they found out. They were very traditional. That effected me for a while. I tried to hide who I was. Only made things worse. I became suicidal, I began cutting my wist for god’s sake. After a long time of thought, I decided I should show my true colors. It took a long time for my tendencies to go away, but they eventually did. Now I am a proud garfsexual and I will do everything in my power to make a machine that will make Garfield into a real, sentient cat.