You’re young, you’re stubborn, you’re stupid, your bodies heal quickly. Go, get high, get drunk, see what your body can really ingest. Drink it, eat it, smoke it, snort it, shoot it, boof it. Your sketchy friend offers you a funky lookin joint? Consoom it. You find a tiny bag of strange pills in a dark alleyway? Consoom it. An intoxicated homeless man offers you a strange white powder? Could it be meth, cocainer, ketamine, some research chemical? Only one way to find out, fucking consoom that shit.

Drink vodka, smoke pot, drop tabs every fucking day until you need at least 5 to feel threshold effects. Fuck yourself up as much as you can while your brains are still developing so that when your older, your brains are too permanently fucked to feel any sort of emotional or physical pain.

DO DRUGS.