Today, I REALLY Fucked Up by Masturbating.

Tl;Dr~ So I wake up at 2 am, way too early for work, Fiancée is asleep at the time, so I thought it wouldn’t be so bad to massage my snake outside, where we have cameras I forgot about.

>So;

It’s 2, I wake up too early, I’m in a bad way, I have spring fever like a Stallion in a field of a thousand Phillies, I’m looking at the light fixtures dreaming of titties, I roll over on my side and the friction of the sheet makes my balls ache like I’m getting a handy from Mike Tyson. I live on my ranch, so it’s really quiet, and I’m listening to the howl of the wind and the idea of absolutely shwacking my beef tube in the morning air is… intoxicating, and I’m not even into that.

I must note, I’ve also been showering with the hose outside, like, my fiancée will step out into the yard and hose me off while I take a refreshing shower and, Idk, get attuned with the earth or whatever the fuck, so I never really considered the cameras I recently installed in the yard because, who gives a shit? No one thinks before they nut

Anyway, I try to wake up my fiancée, she just moans and groans, ignoring me, suddenly the sweet sounds of ringing wind chimes has me thinking about the outdoors again. I have four bedrooms in this old ass house, but I decide my balls and shmeat need that mountain breeze, so I, already naked, stomp my ass outside, sit on my bench, spend ten minutes looking for something halfway depraved on my phone, I find a solid video, and I crank my fucking Soj like a 1993 Chevy with a factory starter. Only thing is, the cold breeze is giving my asshole the chills, and my body starts shivering, but I’m angry fapping at this point, determined to at least get climax adjacent.

So, I’m slapping my sack, biting my lip and being a degenerate when the sweet sound of my loves voice asks from the WiFi camera: Having fun?

I shame nutted, the heart drop literally made me ink like a squid.

How Could I forget?!?

She took a screenshot of my nighttime grainy ass “O” face and has been mocking me for at least an hour straight.