Have you not ever had sex with a fish before? Best sex I’ve ever had. First of all I stick my dick in the fish and have it in the water and it sucks gently on my dick. Then I take it out of the water and it struggles. Then I dip it back into the water. So it’s like a slow n fast suck. Then when I am ready to bust a nut, I take the fish out of the water and it goes wild suffocating on my dick.

I blow a load into the back of his mouth. I take my dick out and it has cum just dripping from its gob. If the fish is still alive I throw it back in and its as happy as Larry. No emotions exchanged. Nobody got hurt. The nature is there to do its business.

I genuinely believe mermaids and mermen are real. Our ancestors have been having sex with fish for years. My uncle was a fisherman and I was an apprentice on his trawler. I learned that out on the water it can be a long stressful day so to pass the time we would go “Fish Dippin”. It’s tradition for fishermen to do it. It’s part of our culture so it isn’t weird or wrong. It’s awesome knowing that my sperm would potentially moisten some fish eggs. I know scientists will disagree but where there is a will there’s a way.

Most of the ocean is still unexplored and there is loads we don’t fully understand about the water. During the right temperatures and moisture I believe its possible for human sperm to thrive under water and create life. I will continue to have sex with fish and possibly move on to crustaceans in the future. I’m not hurting anyone and fish are really good at sucking.