I am a skilled psychologist from Yemen, I tried swallowing the written alphabet to speed up my language acquisition, but I spent the night in a coma due to chemical poisoning and during the coma, I had the most disturbing nightmares ever

1- Weil, know this might sound a bit odd and random, but have dreamt of Zous mating with a palm tree and begetting an ant that is capable of crawling on the edge of the Higgs Boson!

2-l once also dreamt of my mitochondria protesting to break free from my organelles, claiming that nature has enslaved them!

3-On that night of a full moon, I dreamt of Professor Noam Chomsky eating books and regurgitating the field of Modem Linguistics!

4-The funniest dream ever had, was when I had a vision of a Neanderthal swallowing a whole apple, and it ployed ping pong with his heart while passing down his oesophagus!

5-The most disgusting dream i ever had, was of a female’s menstruation blood turning into jelly and been marketed by an Oompa Loompa as Halloween treats!

I regret not listening to mummy and staying away from the alphabet, now I have developed a neurological disorder!

Do you guys think that my dreams have any philosophical implications at al?

Given that I’ve been hearing my neurons conspiring to abandon the dwelling of my skull things don’t seem to be heading in the right direction ever since!