If you’re like me, you’ll find it very hard to keep your deck dry

I left my deck unprotected and it was warped out of shape in no time

I could barely recognize my own deck, imagine that;

then I discovered Schaeffers NZ style deck sealant

The best way to take care of your deck in three easy steps

1st wash your deck with soap and water

then wait for your deck to dry

once your deck is clean and dry, paint your deck with Schaeffer’s deck sealant

I used to be too embarrassed to invite people to see my deck.

But now my deck is the talk of the town

I even have a picture of my deck

Check out that deck

I’m going to send this to my secretary, Barbara loves to receive my deck pics

After all, summertime is all about spending time on your deck,

I often have 20 to 30 people on my deck at once

That can really wear your deck out.

Causing deck splinters and discoloration

But with Schaeffer’s deck sealant,

my deck stays a nice golden brown colour. Who wouldn’t want a golden deck?

I never used to let children anywhere near my deck. My deck was too dangerous

for kids to play on, but it seems like every kid in the neighbourhood has been

on my deck this summer and they all had a good time.

My deck is over 70 years old but it looks brand new.

That’s part of the reason why all my neighbours are jealous of my deck

“Isn’t that right John”

“Yes, you’ve got a nice deck ok?”

“His wife is always on my deck begging me to know the secret of my perfect deck”

If you like Schaeffer’s deck sealant, check out Schaeffer’s NZ style caulk.

I had a huge hole on my deck but I fixed it by jamming some caulk in it.

You’ll be surprised how many things you can fix by jamming caulk into them.

Have an extra large hole in your deck? Try Schaeffer’s African style caulk.

Just go to your local home improvement store and ask for the big black caulk.

Schaeffer’s NZ style deck sealant.

Don’t put it on your penis.