It was time again for my bi-annual dentist visit. So I go to my dental office like any other visit. No big deal right?

As I’m sitting in the waiting area, I here my name called out. It’s my turn to get my teeth cleaned yet again. They’re gonna tell me the same thing: just keep brushing and flossing and we’ll see you in 6 months. Whatever. When I saw my dental hygienist, my young 20’s self immediately found her attractive. You’re all probably thinking “well everyone is wearing a mask and the hygienists are in long garbs/scrubs. What could possibly get your attention??”

See the thing is, the dental hygienist had some very obviously large melons, and to top it off, I’m a titty guy. And there’s just something about big knockers trying so hard to desperately be hidden that they become too big to hide. Shamelessly it’s a kink of mine….It was very apparent that this was happening and my disgusting mind was just enamored. I kept my cool though. No big deal. Titties are titties and all women have them. I follow her into the room where I sit on the comfy chair and watch HGTV while she cleans my teeth.

Immediately when she started cleaning my teeth, I knew this was gonna be a….hard time for me. Her breasts were touching my head a majority of the time, and she often reached over me to grab whatever tools she needed to continue her cleaning. Multiple times this would mean her unexposed boobies were all in my face.

With all of this unintentional stimulation around me, as well as maybe some friction in my pants every time I needed to adjust, I ended up ejaculating in my pants, and this caused me to instinctively jerk my body(quarantine has been an unintentional dry spell I guess). At the time my dental hygienist was scraping off plaque with that sharp pick-like tool, and me suddenly convulsing like a fish out of water caused her to accidentally cut part of my lower right gum, causing my gum to spill a little more blood than someone who tried to floss for the first time after 10 years of not flossing. My gums aren’t sensitive but damn did this hurt.

She handle the situation well and she had me simply rinse out my mouth with water a few times, and she blotted the gum cut with tissue paper for a few minutes until the bleeding finally settled down. She also would not stop apologizing, which only added to my shame. I was embarrassed and ashamed.

We finish up, I schedule my next appointment for 6 months later, she apologizes more, I thank her without even making eye contact because I’m still so ashamed at what happened, and just leave the dental office, now with a slightly sore lower right gum as well as freshly cum stained pants. And now I’m sitting here in my home typing away to share this on reddit, still wearing cum filled pants.

TL:DR accidentally jizzed my pants while having my teeth cleaned by the dental hygienist because her breasts kept accidentally touching my head/face which was enough I guess, which also caused her to accidentally cut part of my gum.

EDIT: I forgot this detail because I was very shook earlier, it’s worth noting that my pants were black. So unless anyone noticed me walking slightly funmy on the way out, it was barely a noticeable stain. So then wet stains in general don’t show right away. Though TMI but looking at them as of right now (a few hours later) there is a visibly dried faint white splotch that is starting to show on the front side, not that it matters. Also no I’m not planning to ask anyone out. This was just some freak accident that I shamefully decided to share.

EDIT2: I changed my pants yall. I’m just saying I still have the cum stained ones here and I’ll get to washing them this weekend or something. I took them off as soon as I got home.