Should I report my professor? My real analysis professor is just so weird. To start, he is unnaturally tall, like at least 8 feet tall. His skin is literally paper-white, and his whole body is completely hairless; not one strand of hair anywhere on him. He regularly performs impossible feats of superhuman strength, and spends every lecture delivering sermon-like speeches on the virtues of war and killing. He doesn’t need to eat or sleep. When I saw him today, he looked exactly the same as 30 years ago; he has not aged one bit. Yesterday, he spend the entire lecture dancing over the blood of his enemies, and gleefully singing that he will never die.