I don’t even know what happened but I went 6 days without taking a shit. Then I felt like I could take a shit and went to the toilet. The turd was so thick my butthole was too small for it to come out. I’m a relatively tough guy (I work construction and get cuts and bruises all the time without even noticing it until someone tells me I’m bleeding all over the equipment) but this had me in tears as I pleaded with God to let me get through it, and I’m not even religious. After about 10nminutes of trying to force it out and enduring the pain, in a fit of complete desperation, I tried to shove my thumb and index finger in to my butt hole to try to pull it out/break it in to smaller pieces. So the turtle head was poking out, it was really hard, and I couldn’t get my fingers in there because it was so jammed up. But I could feel around the ring of my butthole the sheer girth of this fucking thing and I actually felt fear. No joke mate, I cant even describe to you the fear and feeling of defeat. It was as if someone just told me I have terminal cancer or something. So I’m sitting on the toilet for about 10 mins, mind racing about what to do. I just decided to bite the bullet and force it out. There was a loud snapping sound, like an elastic being snapped, which in believe was my asshole getting ripped open. A turd the size of a small football came out. My stomach felt so much relief but my ass hole hurt like hell. I went to wipe my ass but it was just a bloody mess. I was drenched in sweat and wasn’t really thinking clearly at that point. I literally crawled onto the tub and put the shower on at a cool temperature and just laid there for like 3 hours as blood and shit water was streaming past my face (I laid face down right next to the drain).