I’ll have you know that today is your anniversary of becoming a sad loser and I will congratulate you on gaining a small aqua-colored icon placed to the right of your name. You may not understand what your cake day is, but i will celebrate it. I have no other hobbies and I will tell you to have a good day, even though I know you won’t. Your cake day does not contain any cake because nobody cares that it is your cake day, and even on your birthday you don’t get cake because your family hates you. Cake day is a time for reminiscing in your failures that resulted in your registration to this website.

EDIT:Thanks for the gold kind stranger!