Yeetus my fetus and deletus my meatus,
’cause penis won’t cum between me and my Prius.
Beatus my waifu and yeetus my laifu,
then Ben Dover open your ass for my rifle.
Cousin Carl Cletus with a fat meaty meatus
does threesomes with Chester and shoves big ole Cheetus
puffs up his ass, Cheeto dust up his ass,
spitroasting Cheeto pussy tore up for this cash.
Most hoes make toast to boast wet bushy pussy,
guys juked by stale bussy yeast white wet and gushy.
Weebs with bad grades visit hoes for hot maids,
but don’t realize they’re all fucking traps, not hot babes.
It’s Stay Sober October until No Nut is over
but I’m still a stoner with a fat lonely boner.
I can’t fuck a bitch, if I had one I’d phone her,
put a cone on her neck so she knows I’m her owner.
Pour me some syphilis, some crabs and arthritis.
I whack off and play games, stay broke as I write this.
Nutter Butter better nutt his butter in my butt
Butter my ass, bend me over, make me his butter slut.
Its Brittney bitch, it’s a trap, it’s Brittney’s husband, she’s been naughty
Santa will give her a hard slap, Merry Christmas and stay thotty.