I’m tired of living healthy, all this organic garden-grown food that will make me live longer? I’m sick of it, Because of the pandemic, it’s a bad idea to eat food prepared by other people. Again, the last thing you want to do is eat a meal made by someone with the ‘Rona.

I miss the awesome fried chicken, I once called the Popeyes sandwich better, and I just want to say that I’ll never doubt chick-fill a ever again. Just please take me back, I’ll change, ill never go to McDonald’s again baby, just please give me an 8-piece chicken nugget with a spicy sandwich and a side of waffle fries with buffalo sauce, I’m on my last legs, I don’t know how much longer I can stuff Avocados down my greasy gullet.

Please, chick-fill-A, give me a chance, just one! I’ll only eat there twice a week! Just twice a week! I’ll never eat a Mcchicken ever again! I don’t care if your CEO is homophobic, I would ***KILL*** just for another taste of that spicy chicken sandwich. I’ll stab Ronald McDonald in the chest, hell will await him, He’ll be ***********Mcfucked*********** just give me another chick-fill-A sand baby… Please… I don’t know how much longer I’ve got…