When you listen to my music and momma’s like what the fuck.
If you read my shitty lyrics then you know my lyrics suck.
If I see you on the sidewalk I will hit you with a truck.
I will shoot you in the throat.
I will strangle with a coat.
I will staple to a boat.
I will throw you in the moat.
I will eat your mother’s oats.
If you blastin’ me on the street, then you gonna get SHOT.
If you ain’t blastin’ me then you little pussy ass bitch.
If I go to fuckin’ jail, then I know you were the snitch.
If you buy a dvd it better be jurassic park.
If you purchase something else then I will kill you with a shark.
I will tie you to a tree.
I will stab you with the bark.
I will do you like Ned stark.
I will pill you in the park.
I will s\- kill you in the chest.
I will stab you in the breast.
I will stab you in the neck.
I will eat your fucking bones.
I will hit you with a phone.
I will knock your head clean off.
I will slam it so far golf.
I will get a hole in one, in your ass I will come.
Then I’ll put you in a wheelchair and once you get outta the hospital I’ll push your wheelchair down a flight of concrete stairs.
I will punch you with a pear.
And then I’ll hit you with Uncle Phill, fresh prince of bell air.
Then I will take Carlton, I’ll start hitting you in the head with Carlton.
Now I’ll take Jazz, and you go “Aaah!”, I fuckin’ start hitting you with Jazz.
And then I’ll take Vivian, I’ll start beating you to death with Vivian.
Now I pick up Jeffery and he’ll be like: “Ah my nigga”
I throw him Jeffery at you a million miles an hour and he’ll be “\[INDISCERNABLE\]”
And then I\- and then Jeffery’s coming at you at like a million miles an hour. He\-
And then Jeffery grabs you and you both go into a volcano, and then it erupts in mid\-air and a giant robot comes outta there and carries your melting corpse into the centre of the sun.
Then the sun explodes and the entire galaxy collapses, and turns out that the whole galaxy was\- it was inside a dinosaurs eye.
And then I go up behind that dinosaur and I slit his throat. And shoot him in the head.
And I’ll bring you back from the dead and make you eat brussels sprouts.
Then I will make you a millionaire. And then I will spend all of your money on crack and die.