The art of slut dropping is intricate, beautiful and ultimately shows dominance. The council of Constantinople supposedly had a slut drop contest with god and he proved to be the mightiest, God was later challenged by a once random man who was merely on earth, God’s plan for the man whom is unnamed in the official slut drop scriptures was to just live on earth and have a normal job however, he happened to summon god without using the slut drop communication technique. This ultimately lead to the man having an instant 1 on 1 tournament with God in the fight for slut drop champion, God found himself to be weakened by the mans attempt and lost the tournament. The man became so powerful after he won and instantly ascended to heaven and beat every slut drop master in the slut stop council of heaven and is still unbeaten to this day.

Yes. One of the forms many contestants use in slut dropping if form 2, form 2 is used by the Catholic’s. Form 2 is based off of a defensive style that hides the fact you can slut drop, when used it can be very powerful. Former slut dropping masters such as Abraham Lincoln used form 2 a lot however, when the new age of slut dropping came about form 3, a more aggressive and unhinged style became more powerful and its unpredictability helped many defeat form 2 masters.

Many people find the beautiful arts difficult to master or even complete properly. It takes alot of confidence, practice, dedication, hard-work, inner-peace, holiness and most importantl, sluttyness, to master. There have been many people who fell witness to such. One example is of a young man named Liam Dalziel (pronounced dazzleballz) who couldn’t slut drop properly but is still considered to be “decent.” Slut dropping is so hard to master that many people fake their mastery.

Slut dropping is the most masculine thing a man can do.

A slut dropper by the name of Billy Jackson once faked his way up to the ranks of Grand Master, he quickly grew to overwhelm his opponents and bested his former Grand Master. During 14BBE (BBE – Before battle of Earth, one of the most devastating slut dropping wars) Billy Jackson once faced Grand Master Michael Jackson in slut dropping however, it was later found out that he had faked his ability to slut drop and was sent to the council of Earth slut droppers, the 10 councils members challenged him to a duel to which he lost, the council guards had his abilities, not strong abilities but still present, removed and excommunicated from the slut dropping order. Billy Jackson resided in Whitchurch for many years where he was later outnumbered by slut dropping apprentices during the battle of Earth.

Rumour has it that Billy Jackson later sought help from a former proffessional slut dropper named Ted Bundy for help to earn his reputation back, Billy willingly offered Bundy sex in return for free slut dropping lessons. Ted Bundy was no amatuer. When in court for being accused of multiple homocides and rapes Bundy almost slut dropped his way to freedom. Bundy’s slutdropping career was put to an abrupt end in which the ultimate slut dropper had to eliminate him.

Eventually the council allowed Billy back into the slut dropping community as long as he doesnt fak slut dropping again and became a sugar baby for Zac Efron.

Zac Efron was a highly regarded slut dropping temple guard his powers were too much for many, even masters struggled to fend off his attacks in which he used the slut drop form 4 which combines a lot of movement and more close quarters, this resulted in an equally balanced slut drop order that consisted of form 3 and 4 users however, after the age of form 2 users were over the new order was set out. The new order saw users that favoured power and quickly turned them evil, this resulted in 30 years of war which was named Battle of Earth, the battle saw form 3 and 4 combined to create form 5, a form that was deadly and killed many slut droppers. Earth was ravaged 10 years into the war and expansions to space was slow but happened in 18DBE (DBE – During Battle of Earth) and resulted in an all out galactic war that saw many colonies destroyed and placed under the new order.

 So far:

The order of slut dropping started in the year 1BBE

The council of Constantinople fought God in 3BBE

God was defeated by “the man” in November of 3BBE

The Man ascended to heaven in December of 3BBE

Form 1 was put out of use in 4BBE

Catholic’s created form 2 in July of 4BBE this was named the “Night of Change”

Abraham Lincoln was killed by a form 3 user in August 4BBE

Lincoln’s death was named “Day of Reckoning” due to the unprecedented new power within the order

Liam Dalziel was thought to be “the chosen one” but was later influenced by Chancellor Johnson (Boris Johnson) who was a secret evil user of slut dropping

Several tournaments happened for many years with “The Man” always winning

14BBE, Grand Master Billy Jackson fought Grand Master Michael Jackson and was going to be faking

15BBE the council removed his abilities he later sought out Ted Bundy

16BBE Bundy was arrested and killed for his crimes

October 16BBE Mr Heath restored Billy’s mentality

December 16BBE Zac Efron helped Billy Jackson to the rank of Grand Master(many thought he had died)

17BBE the slut drop temple was raided and Efron was killed, form 3 and 4 was used equally

18DBE the Battle of Earth broke out and Earth

28DBE Earth was split into two

March 28DBE expansions to space happened

July 28DBE galactic war broke out with many colonies under the control of the Evil order of slut drop

August 28DBE Boris Johnson became Lord Johnson and revealed to everyone he had been behind the “Siege of the slut temple”

—rest to be decided—

 A thrilling story overall that has a lot of depth.

I have to give credit to u/yuphello for he wrote up half of this. Thank you.