My day starts with the neighbors waiting outside my window for me to open my blinds, so that they can see me. Usually, on my way to school 40-50 people spontaneously start masturbating when my gorgeous ass walks by. All the kids in school have a crush on me and so I’m actually allowed to stay where the teachers have their orgies during the breaks. They all are looking at me while doing it but I’m already used to that. After school, I typically hang out at a coffee shop. Between my last coffee and the time I’m back home, I get, on an average day, 700-800 marriage proposals. I’ve learned to live with this burden. I know, every single person in this world would love to be me but it’s not as easy as it seems. It’s hard to make friends because whenever I come to visit a friend, their moms immediately file for divorce and want to have sex with me. It’s embarrassing sometimes and definitely not easy. That’s why I have deliberately gained a lot of weight and stopped showering. I get bad grades on purpose and pretended I’m shy in public. It really helped with people going nuts over me and I’m finally able to lead a normal life now. In fact, most people think I’m just a normal dude now, and don’t know of my secret sexiest person alive identity.