Everyone knows that in *The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius,* Jimmy’s nemesis, Dr. Calamitous, can’t finish anything he starts. This begs the question though… How could he have fathered Beautiful Gorgeous? He obviously couldn’t have had intercourse with Beautiful Gorgeous’ mother, as he wouldn’t have been able to finish in order to impregnate her. Artificial insemination is also out of the question, as he wouldn’t be able to finish in the clinic to get the semen. Perhaps surgery was performed to remove a sample of semen? But he wouldn’t have gone through with the surgery. Maybe Beautiful Gorgeous is actually adopted? But then he wouldn’t have been able to finish the adoption process. So many questions left unanswered.