“Hey guys wouldn’t it be hilarious if we got Jerry 7 copies of Garfield kart for his birthday?” Said one of Jerry’s friends, all of them laughed but no one knew how much of a disaster this would be. They wouldn’t know why or how at the time, but this ruined him life.On Jerry’s thirteenth birthday one of his friends got him this really bad game, and it was called garfield kart. It was supposed to be a joke but Jerry actually really liked it. As fate had it Jerry ended up getting addicted to the game, When ever Jerry got home he opened up his computer he played garfield cart from 3:15, when he got home to 2 in the morning. He hardly ever ate and only slept for 3 hours a day. And when Jerry did sleep, he was fantasizing about garfield kart. When he wakes up at 6, he put on his clothes which was a a bodysuit that was designed to look like garfield.

Jerry’s room became absolutely disgusting, there was soda cans everywhere, half eaten food rotting on the floor, and dirty clothes on the ground. On Jerry’s bed there was a laptop and a torn blanket. Jerry spent most of his time playing Garfield kart on his laptop. After Jerry woke up he had to go to school, which he already bought a laptop for “school work” but instead of his work he was supposed to do, he played garfield kart in class. Eventually he got suspended, and then straight up kicked out for not doing his work and not coming to school but he didnt care, he just wanted to play garfield kart.

His parents finally got enough of Jerry “Jerry you have to stop this, all you do is garfield kart, if you don’t fix your act were going to kick you out permanently” Garfield kart had ruined his life, He bought it as a joke with his friends 5 years ago, and played also as a joke. But it consumed his life, after he got kicked out of school, his parents kicked him out, and he was so poor he had to resort to sleeping on the street. His girlfriend left him, his parents never talked to him, and his friends moved on. Jerry could only find comfort in playing garfield kart and talking to his girlfriend, but his life just kept going down. “Jessica why? Why did you leave me?” Cried Jerry over the phone, “You never payed attention to me, all you did was play garfield kart” Jessica replied.

Now Jerry had no friends, no family, and nowhere to call home. This terrible 1 dollar game broke his life, he spent 7 years only playing garfield kart, and guess what? Jerry was ready to move on, Jerry was ready to get his life back together. He cut down garfield cart from 16 hours a day to 5, He went to bed at 8 and woke up at 6, he cut his hair for the first time in years and took showers regularly. Jerry started eating better, He started eating healthier instead on lasagna once a day, and he started showering regularly and shaved off his beard, and even got a small apartment.

Jerry was recovering from his garfield kart addiction. He started going outside and started socializing. He started looking better and feeling better, the extra sleep and better food was paying off. After this it kept getting better, He adopted a orange cat, moved to a better area in the suburbs, and got a really good job that played great. He even started dating a really nice girl.

But one day something happened when Jerry was asleep, He cat crawled on him and started chanting something to Jerry satanically. As Jerry woke up he saw his cat glowing red, and then he transformed to something demonic, his cat turned into a garfield demon and chained Jerry down to his bed and smacked his head with a lead pipe, and when he woke up he was in a cage. The room was now dark and musty and was stained with blood, there was chains hanging up bloody midget Garfield’s. Sometimes some demon Garfield’s came in and brought him food, it was just scraps of bread and occasionally an apple or an onion but it was still something. He was only allowed to play Garfield kart and sleep, he was getting better at Garfield kart but slowly losing his sanity.

He started becoming skinnier and skinnier, and his hair started falling out. But one day a demonic Garfield opened his cage and fed him, but forgot to lock the door. a miracle, he crawled out of his house and sneakily escaped. He escaped and he was in a city, Jerry was very confused. He asked where he was to strangers “Hello, where are we right now?” Asked Jerry “We’re in new york right now, why?” Responded the stranger. “Never mind” Jerry said as he walked off through the sidewalk. That was weird, he was just in texas. It seemed the demon garfield brought him somewhere else. But suddenly a holy garfield flew in and grabbed him by his stomach and started flying away. Jerry didn’t dare fighting back because he was afraid of getting thrown to the ground and flew him to a city in the sky, Garlimpus! There was other garfield’s, most of them were normal, but some were special, it was almost like some were… Garfgods?

As the holy garfield landed they were at some huge building in the middle of the floating island. As they entered Jerry saw 12 huge garfield gods in the middle playing garfield cart on a 360 degree screen, they all turned their heads and looked at Jerry, and biggest garfield said to Jerry “Jerry we need you to beat the Satanic garfield in garfield kart”, Jerry accepted and the garfield angel flew to his cave. It was a really erie cave with small baby glowing garfield’s all around it, as Jerry went deeper the garfields got bigger and the cave got narrower. And then he saw him, the huge red garfield, Jerry sat down and tried to stay calm but on the inside he was really nervous. They both were doing great, and they were neck and neck.

It took 4 hours but Jerry finally came out on on top. The mad lad finally did it, The demonic garfield’s started fleeing and the biggest garfield starting coming into the cave. “You win this time Jerry, but one of these days I’ll have your head” The big satanic garfield gnarled as he started flying off with the rest of his children. As he traveled back home the world seemed a little brighter, people were congratulating him left and right. He was showed in praise, money, and other various gifts. “Well Jerry you finally did it, you saved all the good garfields in this good land, but one of these days they will come back stronger then ever and you have to be prepared” said the huge garfield. And for Jerry, that was his redemption. This was everything he prepared for, and Jerry was ready for more.