Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Arcanine The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the gym leaders would tell you. It’s a Pokemon legend. Darth Arcanine was a very good boi of the pokemon, so good and so fluffy that you couldn’t resist not to pet him… He had such knowledge of being good, he could even make people pet the ones he cared about. Being good is a pathway to many survival tactics some consider unnatural. He became such a good boi… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he passed all his genes to his son, then his son became an even more good boi than him. Ironic. He could be a good boi, but not the goodest boi.