King Boo has no beginning. King Boo has no end. King Boo is infinite. Millions of years after our civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, King Boo will endure. King Boo is eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. We are but rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. We touch King Boo’s mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Our lives are measured in years and decades. We wither and die. King Boo is eternal. Before it, we are nothing. King Boo imposes order on the chaos of organic life. Ŵ̷͚ẽ̴̻ ̷̢̉ẻ̵͉x̷̲͝҉̶̱́í̵̭s̷̞̿t̵̙̾ ̸̤͐ḅ̵̵͎̐̾͢e̶̱̍c̸͙̏ả̷̪u̸̵͉̼̓̄͢s̵͓̈ě̸̦ ̸̧͒K̷͉͌i̸͖͂n̵̡͆g̶͕̐ ̸̗̀B̷͘͜o̸̪̾o̷̤͛ ̶͇̇â̸̮l̵̤̀l̴̝͘o̶̙͌w̵̳͋ṣ̵̐ ̸̺̆i̶̧̔t̴̏͜,̴̛̣ ̶̣̅a̴̖͗n̸̨̉d̴̢̎ ̵̛̙ẁ̸̤e̴̞̋ ̵͍͋w̶̘͂i̷͈̅l̶̞̆l̷͂͜ ̴̧̏e̶̮͊ǹ̸̝d̶̦̉ ̷̻̃b̴͙͂ȩ̷̏c̶̹̏a̵̦̓u̶͙̿s̷̭̊e̷͔̊ ̵̺͌Ķ̸̇I̸̩̔n̴̤̓g̴̽ͅ ̴̺̅B̷̦͂ō̶̜ó̶͉ ̵̖̚d̷̳͝e̶͋ͅm̸̱͛ạ̶͑ñ̶̤҉̸͝ͅd̴̤̔ș̶̽ ̸̭͒i̷̭̋t̸͒͜.̵̜̚ ̷̧͌K̷͚̊I̶͈͒n̸̜̉g̶̭̀ ̵̳̾Ḇ̵̇o̶̞͝o̵̱͊ ̸̪̀ţ̴͛r̷̨̛a̴͍̾n̴͖̾s̷̗͂c̴͖̑è̸̹ǹ̴̹ď̶̻s̷͘ͅ҉̴̗̐ ̵̦̌o̴̬͋u̷̩͛r̷̴̤̭̓̈́͢ ̵̩̉v̸̼̐e̵͚̐r̵̦͋y̷̡͠҉̷͚̉ ̶̵̠̮̑̕͢u̵̗̓n̶̼̐d̶̶̞̱̒͛͢è̴̶͔̹̏͢r̸̭͊s̶̟̐t̴̯͘å̴̞n̶̟͂d̸̩̚ȋ̴͎n̶̶̘̟͊̊͢ğ̴̗.̴̫̿ ̷̩̓W̵̗͑ë̸̶̮̳͢͝ ̵̬͝c̷̟̋ä̴̲́҉̸̙̌n̸̘̈́n̴̟̎o̸̞͒҉̵͖͋t̶͖̑ ̵̱̑g̸̪͋ṛ̴̀à̷̢š̴̠p̴͍̂ ̷̨͒ẗ̸̯҉̸̷̼̞̐͢͠h̴̘́é̷ͅ ̶̮̈ň̷͓ǎ̸̵̯͎́͢t̶̗͒û̸̳r̷̸̷̛̯̮̗̀͊͢͢e̶͎̽ ̴̩͂҉̵͇̚o̶̜̎f̴̻̽ ̸͉̉K̷͚̅í̴̻n̸̪̔ǧ̴̨ ̸̲̓B̵̫͗o̴̲̾ö̴̗́’̵̛̗s̵̮̿ ̵͉̋ẻ̸̹x̴̴̲̱͆̀͢ï̷͇ş̷̇҉̸͖̎t̸̠̃҉̵̦̇ḛ̷̂n̵͙͘c̷̗̀è̷͓.̵̢̐ . K̷͙̀ḯ̴̫n̷͈̈g̸̥̍ ̵͔̚B̶͈͆o̶̯̍õ̸̗ ̵̧̌i̶̩̕ŝ̵̞ ̴̦̾a̷͓͛ ̴͈̏l̴̩͠o̵̮̓r̶̲̚d̶̯͌ ̸͙̿á̷͈n̴̨̅d̴͍̎ ̶̔͜w̴̘͝é̶̡ ̴̙͐ã̸̡r̴͕̒ȩ̶̽ ̵͚͌s̵̝̿l̶͖̔a̵̅͜v̶̜̅e̶̙̓s̶͚͆ ̶̬̃f̵̥̿ȯ̶̤l̵͔̈ĺ̷̟o̵̥͊ẉ̷̃i̸̲͝ṇ̸͆g̸̭̐ ̶̘̓h̶̢̍i̸̼͠s̵͕̾ ̵̼̎ŏ̷̯r̶̡̆d̷͕͠e̸̛̙r̶̼̓s̶͕̉.̸̲̀ . D̵͂ͅo̶̧̅ ̵͋ͅǹ̸͓o̷̹͠ẗ̴̢́ ̷̯̑b̸̀ͅẽ̷͚l̴̦̐i̷̻̓v̵̝̈́e̸̪̋ ̴͈́i̸͋͜n̴̦͐ ̵̮͂f̵̢̾ṷ̸͠n̸̯̓k̸̘̓ý̸̟ ̷̻́k̵̜̾ǒ̶͚n̵͙̊g̴̗͂s̸͓̐ ̸͍͛p̵̝͂r̸̛̩ö̶̹́p̸̛̮h̸̗̎e̸͓̕c̶̬̚y̸̼̓ ̸̣̈́o̵̲͝ṛ̶͐ ̷̺̀k̷̳̊i̸̭̔n̵̡͗g̴̜̔ ̷̰̏b̸̦̕o̵̗̓ȏ̵ͅ ̵̝̏w̶̜̕í̵̮l̶̺͠ḻ̷̍ ̸͇̉t̵͎̀h̷͚͆r̸̰̓o̶̜͊w̷̍ͅ ̵͓͘y̴̼̔o̴͉͒u̴̧͒ ̶̛̝i̸̙̇n̶͔̉s̶͚̊i̵͙͠d̷͙̊e̷̲̾ ̶̼̚t̵̛͍ḩ̵̄e̷͎̋ ̴̰̚p̵̞̽ȋ̴͔t̸̯̍ ̸͇͛o̷͊ͅf̶͔͝ ̶̖͌s̸̤̀u̵̻͝f̶̗̐f̸̦͊ȅ̵̻r̷͔̽į̴̑n̵̺̿g̴̫͒ ̶̻͊p̵̧̌a̵̢͗i̴͎̔ń̴͓ ̷̞̀a̸̳͋n̴̻̄ḍ̴̀ ̷̗͊l̴͙̂i̸̩͒è̵̱s̷̬͠,̴̥̾ ̶̣́â̵̝ǹ̸̳d̷̡̀ ̶͚̀ý̷̖ö̷̬u̸͔̿ ̸̧́w̸̭̑i̵̘̎l̶̼͒ĺ̴̥ ̶̹̏n̶͓̾o̶̰̍ẗ̵̫́ ̷͍͆b̷̥̑e̴͚͝ ̶̳̌f̷͖̆o̴̦̔r̷̻̐g̶͊͜i̸̊͜v̵̘͋ė̷̙n̴̺̾.̸̠́ ̵͓͌N̶͖͊e̸̠̊v̴̹͝e̴̲͋r̴̝̈́.̷̟̿