As a White New Jerseyan Gamer I am the most oppressed person on this planet. We all know about how the SJWs are systematically exterminating the white race, and how shills and feminists are destroying gaming, but nobody is brave enough to speak up for New Jersey. At least until today.

You see, if one were to say the things said about New Jersey instead about Africa or the Middle East you’d be branded a racist and bigot. Yes, literally everyone shits on New Jersey; even the extremely liberal Children’s Cartoon Steven Universe took time out of the adventures of lesbian space rocks to shit on Jersey. Perhaps the most ironic part is how just before they showed “Empire City”, an obvious allusion to New York City, as a shining, exciting metropolis full of bustling action and people. Trust me, NYC ain’t all that. And what’s worse, literally every New Jerseyan stereotype is actually a New York City stereotype. Think about it. Guidos, bad drivers, aggressive people, pollution, etc. All NYC stereotypes that have been copy-pasted into New Jersey stereotypes. But unlike New Jersey, NYC is romanticized. New Jersey is unjustly discriminated against by the elite.

Horrible ignorant bigots throw shame toward my home state, conflating the stretch of highway between Newark Airport and Port Authority as all of the state. In fact, most if the state is very nice, and because of those “eyesores” and “affronts to nature” we have some of the lowest gas prices in the nation. So next time you’re paying too much for gas think about how I’m saving money, you bigot.

We live in a society where this is accepted. We live in a society where this kind of hate and ignorance is not only tolerated, but applauded. New Jerseyans RISE UP!

JERSEY STRONG