so of course, when i accidentally mentioned the word ‘pokemon’ on r/nukedmemes, only to be greeted by what i could only assume was eeveeloution fanfic that was written by a furry for a furry/fetish website such as [furafinnity.net](https://furafinnity.net) i was surprised to say the least. at first i was disgusted. ‘who would ever make such a weird bot on something as glorious and sacred as a subreddit for memes that have been burned to near unrecognizably levels of fried. as a learned more about it, however i was told that it was jut a joke. this i refused to believe, someone in the higher ups of reddit was a furry, the mods \[which would make sense\] or maybe even a employee at reddit that was trying to cry for medical help. the more i looked into it, however, i learned that it was actually a cipher key, that was made by the last straight mod out there, that was warning about the invasion of the gay mod cult, that would not only remove all posts on reddit, but were actually attempting to an internet virus that would remove reddit itself from the internet. the biggest removal of them all, removing the site of reddit itself in one final swift removal of normal content. after informing the council of gay mods on the cult’s actions, a raid was done, just before the final cult leader was taken down, the virus was activated. luckily, it wasnt finished and only deleted the accounts and posts of redditors who had gotten sex in the past, so no one was effected, and the day was saved.