I am NOT ❌ like these other 👀 ✨guys 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️💁🏽‍♂️ who will ask ❔ you all of those stupid 🤮 simplistic 😉 questions like 🗣 ‘wyd?’ 🙇‍♂️ ‘how are you?’ 👋 or ‘where do you live?’ 🏠 No 🚫👏 I 👁 ask 🙈🙉 thoughtful 🧐 interesting 🤔 questions like ‘what was 🔙 the name of your first pet?’ 🐱🐶🐻 or ‘what was your mother’s 👩 maiden name?’ or ‘what❓are your credit card 💳 numbers 👌 , expiration date 📅 , and the three 🌲🌲🌲 digits in the back?’ ⏮↩️

Questions 🤷‍♂️ like these are why 🤪 girls 💁‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏿‍♀️ find me 😁 irresistible 😤 Get a 🅰️ personality 👤 like mine 🤙 and watch 👀 yourself become an EPIC 😎 pussy 🔥🍑🍆💦 slayer 🗡🤨 like me 😫😜