I got married on the 26th of June in Far North Queenslad, Australia. I waited at the altar as my wife-to-be walked down the aisle; after the tears were cleared away we got to our vows. For my vows I wrote “For my vows I have been inspired by a great man. I, ____, vow to never give you up, let you down…” etc.

Upon hearing the collective groan from the audience I knew it was time for phase two. Fast forward to our reception and we were about to officially ‘exit’ the night. As the guests formed a tunnel for us, I signalled to the DJ to play Never Gonna Give You Up. I then pissed myself laughing the whole way out.