The little feet are 22.5 cm in length, which corresponds to an ISO size 35, or perhaps 36 for winter shoes. Each foot is 89 mm im diameter at the widest point. My ex- has worn a similar size (36), and since I generally find feet appealing, I bought this toy. It could have been a good buy, but it isn’t, for the following reasons:

1. The feet are joined at the heel, and at the front. This means that unless you are willing to cut the feet apart, the only possible use is that of a stroker, exactly as marketed. Separate feet could also have been used as a stroker if one were so inclined, so joining them up permanently limits choices.

2. Most frustratingly, the toes are joined also. Whoever enjoys feet also enjoys toe play, that is the law of the universe. This toy does not allow for such play. Again, due to a poor decision at the outset, the array of potential uses is limited for no reason at all.

3. Made of porous cyberskin, the feet should rather not be used as an anal toy for those into backdoor toeplay. That applies to a full insertion to an even greater extent (at 89 mm only for advanced players). Cyberskin and backdoor play are mutually exclusive. The material is not pleasant to touch, either. If one were to use it as a stroker, I would recommend wearing a condom.

4. The feet are not arched, either. That takes away a lot of the appeal. This being a special interest item, it should have been designed with those who are into it.

5. Finally, and quite obviously, points 1-4 imply that one can’t put any sort of shoes on these little feet. Meh.

The way this thing is designed, it will appeal only to a select few, or maybe only a subset of them — those who don’t mind their organs coming into repeated contact with porous materials. It’s a pity, as they used a real model to create this toy. What else is there? From what I’ve seen, only handmade, custom-order designer silicone feet from artists. These cost a fortune and are not worth the very substantial price tag. So, I think we still have to wait for something usable *and* affordable. Maybe one day, but that day is not today.

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