my cock is.. pretty impressive to say the least. i keep it clean, i walk it everyday, i feed it right, so its obviously very healthy. from the way it glistens, and its HUGE size, id say its either rlly healthy or rlly greasy and puffed up. but, with big size comes big responsibility. after going to the bathroom i sometimes dont feel like stuffing my large dick back into my pants so i let it hang out. as i left the bathroom i swung the door so it would close but i realized i had left my phone, so i turn back around to the door. now, as ive stated before, my cock is huge,longer and girthier than my arm. as i turned back around my dick swung a bit on its own and came into the path of the closing door. i didnt even feel anything until a little after i heard the door slam. this all happened in a matter of seconds. i screamed as i swung the door back open. i started crying and i fell on the floor from the pain and the sight of my mangled penis. i quickly chugged an entire bottle of morphine i had laying nearby and covered my cock with a sock i took off my foot. i gently tucked my penis back into my pants, cleaned up the blood, and went on about my daily life.

 i ran into a complication at work the next day, my cock was still bleeding and the blood was seeping thru my uniform pants. i was too embarrassed to tell the truth so i just told my boss i had some really rough anal sex the previous night and she seemed to believe it. (shes such a cool boss btw!!) she sent me home early to heal and advised me not to do that again the night before i have to work. when i got home i had the urge for more morphine (i was starting to acquire a small addiction to it) but i drank my entire bottle so i didnt have any left. this greatly irritated me, and even worse, the pain was coming back. i settled for some old (possibly expired) painkiller pills and they worked just fine. only one thing was wrong now, i was fucking hungry

 i headed over to my fridge and pulled a kid cuisine out (the one with the dino nuggets), warmed it up in the microwave, and ate up. i made a pitcher of kool aid two days before so i helped myself to that. for dessert i had two fruit roll ups (i sadly dont remember the flavor). as i started eating the second one, the front door opened and my dad walked in. as always, i was happy to see him. i had to keep my injury a secret, for the sake of my pride, so there was no way in hell id tell him about it.

 about 20 mins later my dad comes walking into my room. he said something like ‘hey son, have you seen the bottle of morphine? i want to make my world famous mac n cheese” and i of course denied seeing it. i explained to him that i already had mac n cheese that day (the kid cuisine dino nugget meal has dino nuggets, mac n cheese, and corn). he decided to use the leftover concrete from fixing up the garage to make some salad or whatever.

 i hopped onto my computer and checked discord(big mistake). everyone in my personal servers usually just makes pee jokes but tonight they were going WILD with penis jokes. like seriously, wtf, worst timing ever to suddenly change what you usually joke about. each time i saw the words “cock,penis,dick,pp,schlong” i was brought closer to tears. in an angry fit of rage i slammed my computer onto the ground.

 my dad walked into the room cuz he heard the slam and asked me whats wrong i told him it was nothing. he started to leave but he stopped and went “wait i smell something” (of course he fucking had to). he kneeled in front of me and leveled his nose with my crotch. my heart was pounding, i didnt want him to find out. he sniffed deeply and got back up. he asked me if i was hurt and i said no of course. i made up a story about me having sex with my girl while she was on her period and he believed it. he left my room and i stg i have never been so nervous.

 its been a month since then but im getting worried. it doesnt bleed anymore but the area beyond the part that got smashed in the door is cold and darkening by the day. the rest of my penis is healthy but i think the tip is rotting. i want to get some help so i can save my cock but that would require telling my dad about what happened to it. if i dont make a decision soon itll be too late and ill have to get a cock transplant. my morphine addiction is worsening, every 30 mins i have to take a small shot of it just to keep moving forward. my friends, family, and coworkers all distance themselves from me because i smell like morphine and dickrot.

what should i do?? die of a cock injury or die of embarrassment? **sometimes i wish i never had a dick at all.**