Ive been taking lsd and just woke up from the most insane high of all time, this shit is too fucking real. Note this was all in my head, but i did actually move around the house. When i was at the peak of my high, I went into the bathroom to take a fat shit after a nights worth of osu and sat on the toilet. I saw what i could only believe was the skibidi toilet, I jumped and quickly pulled my pants up. I scampered across the room before i realized its intentions. I couldnt have been on the toilet for no longer than 5 minutes. It had this blank stare and looked me down into my soul, i could feel its aura and i could read its mind. In his mind, i could comprehend just a few things, it wanted me to have intercourse with it. Me, confused and slightly turned on, was skeptical, I pondered for a bit as this thing licked its lips and begging for my dong. I decided to go through with my decision and started to thrust my 70 inch thundercock into its tiny mouth. the sensation was oddly pleasant, and it didnt take me long before i creamed deep into its throat. I took out my dick and saw that it had drowned in my seamen. I had looked at my hands which i realized were covered in my own cum. I was shocked, but then felt this intense feeling. I felt an urge to keep going, I had to find the toilet pussy, the trussy. After a few moments of searching, i had found it. I was going to stick my jimmy into the glory hole until I looked into its lifeless eyes, its face completely pale from the lack of oxygen, and seamen spilling out from its nose and mouth. i said fuck it and thrusted my meat into the porcelain pussy. I must have thrusted back and fowarth for almost 40 minutes until i heard a strong and demanding voice on the other side. It was my dad, he was pissed that i had spent so much time in the bathroom and wanted me to get out and explain myself. I panicked and pulled my pants up, but the skibidi toilet was still there lifeless and occasionally spazzing out due to the electricity in its body, the motions it was making was it coughing up the seamen. I had decided that there was nothing to do, and I couldnt drink it all like last time. I opened the door and my dads face turned from furious to flabbergasted almost immedietly, he saw the toilet broken with the water spilling out. Seamen on the walls and my face sweating. He grabbed me by my arm and took me into the living room, where he proceeded to hit me with his gucci belt he had on. He sent me to my room where my door was locked shut and bolted so I could not leave my room. I was devastated, I had lost everything, from my friends, to my virginity. Every night I prayed to the skibidi toilet and asked for mercy, and to be taken as one of them, and to see my offspring. After about 2 years of being confined in my room and praying, i was losing hope, I had come to terms that i would die in my room. But then my room brightened to a blinding degree, my eyes closing meare moments after. I re opened my eyes to see a god like figure infront of me. It was Mr DaFuq?!Boom! himself, he sat by my bed side and told me the wonders of the world. What the meaning of life was, and how the ones in my life have to be held close. I told him that Everyone that had loved me had banished me away. I was sobbing uncontrollably after I told him that. I assumed he felt bad and took pitty on me. So he gave me a blow job as I was crying my eyes out. I had realized his token of gratitude, and as i was cumming into his mouth, my tears slowly began to stop. He tooked his mouth off my dick and swallowed the seamen. He and I made out on my bed and had intercourse for a few hours. I was riding his dick when he told me of the prophecy. Where the skibidi toilets will oneday unite everyone under a single name. I believed him and asked me to take me as one of them. He grabbed my hands with his muscular grasp and took me away, my raging boner only getting harder as I realized his plans. We flew out of the window into the clouds, into heaven. God was there, he was a massive futa skibidi toilet, he accepted me as one of his children and wanted me to pursue happiness in my new found utopia. He gave me a skibidi wife and kids and I lived happily in my new home where i watched the direct tv help menu because cable wasnt set up yet. I later woke up in a pool of sweat after i blacked out for 26 hours with my headphones on in the middle of one of those 2 hour skibidi toilet mashup videos. I looked down and saw my pants were gone and my shirt was in the sink. My room was a mess and my bug screen to my window was absolutely ripped to shreds. I think ill just stick with the edibles.

TLDR: I got high on LSD, fucked a skibidi toilet to death, Dafuq?!Boom! gave me a blow job, and helped me transendto heaven where I met god