Oh my god dude I gotta tell you about this, I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning thinking about this because it’d just be so fucking hilarious: what if we had sex like we were a boy and a girl but like we aren’t, wouldn’t that be really funny? wouldn’t it be fucking hilarious if you put girly clothes on me and fucking bullied my ass, dude? hahaha, I’m giggling dude, because like, we’re both straight, but like it be so funny. dude, imagine how much you’d laugh if I was on the bed moaning like a little bitch getting fucked, wouldn’t that be the best joke ever? oh my god, dude, I can’t, I’m losing it out here, it’s so fucking hilarious. and, like, you start calling me a girl because it’s hilarious and the best comeback ever and it makes me cry and moan and like dude.

 Dude… imagine how hilarious it’d be when you fucking bust a gigantic sloppy load into my fucking fat ass and keep fucking my wet slippery bussy, dude, I’d laugh so goddam hard. You’re the most funny guy ever, I can’t wait to laugh my ass off while plopping and slapping against my wet covered asshole. You’re hilarious, dude. I love you, you’re funny