You got to starve the pigeons for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the pigies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pigeon shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least two thousand five hundred and sixty pigeons to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pigeon farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pigeon can consume 0.2 ounces of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pigeon”.

[Apple Sauce](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2s71wq/tifu_by_puking_on_a_pigeon/cnndcsl) for your pork roast?