Find something new that’s funny or wholesome. You share it with reddit. Things are going great! You received awards and internet points.

Then the mod head emerges from its triple chin crevice and it’s lazy eye notices your post and all the people that appreciate it so far. The mod at some point has seen this referenced or posted once before. This enrages the beast and it unfolds the keyboard from the jelly roll folds from its side and rubs the keyboard with the hot pocket wrappers stuck to it’s skin to lock the thread.

If you think it was over, absolutely not! With labored and loud grunt they will type out the reason in a noble tone for it on the thread while imagining them selfs “sending it home” while they have you bent over to feel the full girth of their dominance.

Logic at no point entered the mods mind that perhaps the rest of the world doesn’t live here and that’s why so many people never seen it and liked the thread. But no, go ahead lock it down, feed as you would with a pizza at a weight watchers convention.