Your comment, which was absolutely hysterical (lol) got me curious as to whom this whimsically witty warden of words could be. So I did a bit of light digging in your post history and… well… Look, this might sound odd considering we’ve never met, but I think we could be best friends. We both love cute cats and dogs. We love baby elephants with all of they’re youthful energy. We love fat raccoons who are neither sneaky nor agile and We absolutely adore a whoslome story. As if we couldn’t be anymore alike, you enjoy watching barley legals get ruthlessly ass fucked by enormous African American gentleman (who are not very gentle lol). So please answer my DM’s and let us embark on this journey called life together, as best friends.