See, one of the problems with Final Fantasy ganes is that they lack a certain eroticism. Now here’s the twist. And there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all Final Fantasy games, guys? Full penetration.Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration, and we’re gonna show a lot of it. I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of these spa beefcakes really going to town on this hot, young Cloud; from behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowboy, reverse cowboy. All the hits. All the big ones. All the good ones. And then he senses Sepheroph again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the spa for some more full penetration. He senses Sephiroth. Back to the spa, full penetration. Sephiroth, penetration, sephiroth, full penetration, sephiroth, penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 40 or so hours until the game just sort of ends…