Ok so here’s some clarification before I start. When I was a wee lad, I always used to make bubbles while I was washing my hands. I would take my index finger and thumb and put them together. Then I would slowly pull them apart and then blow through the hole to make bubbles.

So basically how it all started is when I was browsing nsfw subreddits on reddit and I found this one called r/sounding. The second I clicked on it I instantly jizzed. When I went to the sink to wash my nut covered hands, I had flashbacks of the fun times I used to have as a kid. I grinned over how I would blow the bubbles and would make a big mess. I then remembered how my step dad would, in retaliation, pull down my pants and spank me with a paddle in one hand and put the other hand in his pants. Then I stopped smiling.

I then retraced the steps I followed many years ago, and soon enough, I made the world’s first cum bubble. It was a sight, a true beauty to behold. The bubble floated in glee, gracefully gliding through the air. This ignited a chain of flashbacks which involved my step dad, thick rope, long rubber material, latex gloves and bubbles. The most notable of those was of a time I politely asked my dad if I could perhaps have a taste of one the bubble creations I made, yet I was harshly denied and instead ate his pubic hair as punishment. Well now, I thought, I am a free man! I will do as I please! And indeed I did.

I now live a happy life with my wife and soon to be daughter, as predicted by ultrasounds. Ever since I created cum bubbles, my life has been filled with joy. Shortly after my ground breaking discovery, I had pitched my ideas to several different investors, yet most meetings ended with the police being called. I am now a fugitive and I have escaped to New Mexico. I have a cult following of gang members addicted to the taste of my cum bubbles, and most bubbles end up going for auction for up to millions of pesos. I am now rich and am even considered to be the “New Pablo”, except instead of dealing drugs I deal cum bubbles. I don’t even have sex with my wife anymore. I impregnated her with just a few bubbles.

“The cum in your vagina is worth millions Karen”, I always say. She giggles in response every time.