i absolutely HATE hammerhead sharks. they’re so dumb looking if i were one i would kill myself on the spot… if i could fit the noose over my head! What makes them so special?? The fact that they’re dumb eyes are six feet apart?? You could be all like “ooh they have spread apart eyes for better vision” but literally stand in front of them and they can’t see you. one time i went to an aquarium to verbally abuse them and the bitch used his humongous head to break the glass and eat me alive. Naturally, i stomped its head in because it couldn’t breathe on the floor, then called the rest of them ni**ers

Anyway, AITA?