Well Seymour I made it despite your directions. Ah superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Oyee gods! my roast is ruined! But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking… Oh ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- SKIIIINEEER! Superintendent! I was just uh- Stretching my calves on the windowsill, isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour? No! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams were having. Mmmm steamed clams. Phew… Superintendent I hope you’re ready for mouth watering hamburgers! I thought we were having steamed clams. No, I said steamed HAMS. That’s what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes, it’s uhhh regional dialect. Uh huh? What region? Uhh upstate New York. Well I’m from Utica and I haven’t heard anyone use the phrase ‘Steamed hams’. No not in Utica, no, it’s an Albany expression. I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh ho ho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe. For steamed hams? Yes. Yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. You know I- I- One thing I- ‘cuse me for one second. Of course. Aaaah that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I’m pooped. Yes I should be goi- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!? Aurora Borealis! Gah- AURORA BOREALIS! At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!? Yes! …May I see it? ….No. SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! No mother! It’s just the northern lights. Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham. HELP! HELP!