Just wanted to send 🎉 a massive 💪 shoutout ✊🏻 to a legend 🔥 like you 😎

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📲And inste📲ad of d📲oing 📲 real wo📲rk, you ca📲n do it fr📲om yo📲ur ph📲📲one 📲

Do you want to:

✅ Fall for false dreams?

✅ Clog up everyones News Feeds?

✅ Use a stupid amount of emojis that make you seem like a tacky bitch?

✅ Alienate your friends?

✅ Have people ask what the fuck is wrong with you behind your back?

✅ Desperately message people you haven’t spoken to in years?

✅ Gain egotistical delusions about yourself?

✅ Post inspirational statuses that inspire no one?

💯💯HIT ME UP, LEGEND!💯💯