The constant repeated hits of intense relief and euphoria after you’re done in the bathroom is second to none.

Plus when you live alone it feels like a nice day off. I don’t have the words to describe it but it just feels like a very good lazy day.

I rarely get food poisoning so I get it maybe once every two years but when I do I always feel so lucky. So it’s weird to me that people think diarrhea is some kind of bad experience.