Cringe? Ah yes. I remember the time I posted cringed.

It was on one Sunday afternoon. I was watching “Family Guy Joe Swanson Best Moments Part 23 Family Guy Funny”, like I do most Sundays. After the video finished, I clicked on part 24 because I literally cannot live without laughing at Family Guy Joe Swanson Funny Moments videos

The video started, or at least I thought, but it ended up being an ad. Did you know YouTube now has two ads before videos now? That’s stupid. But at least the creator of Family Guy Joe Swanson Funny Moments was getting money for his or her genius. So while the ad played, I went over to Facebook to post about my day, mostly because my family wants to know what I’m doing, especially after the incident.

So I typed up a status “Watching Family Guy Joe Swanson Funny Moments on this Sunday. Fun!” And posted it. While I was writing up the status, Family Guy Joe Swanson Funny Moments part 24 started and I was immediately sucked in.

About a half an hour later, the video ended and I was immediately sucked out of the euphoric bliss I was in that is Family Guy Joe Swanson Funny Moments. I looked down at my phone and noticed I had a notification from Facebook. Someone commented on my post.

I tapped the notification and it brought me to my post. There I wretched in horror to what I saw.

“Bro this is cringe”. That’s what my eyes beheld in front of me. Cringe? Me? But I watch Rick and Morty? I can’t be cringe. I couldn’t imagine who would have called me cringe. I looked at the commenter, Jack McOff.

“Oh no” I thought. Not Jack McOff. Jack was the universally acknowledged CEO of Cringe. He knew what he was talking about. If he said it was cringe, then it was absolutely cringe. I couldn’t believe it. How could have let myself become cringe? I screamed into the air “FATHER? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?” At that moment, I pain pinged me in the stomach. I immediately rushed into the bathroom and painted my entire toilet brown. It was a constant stream of fecal matter that legitimately had the power of 6 Joe Swansons (1 Joe Swanson = 1 gigawatt). The constant moaned and erupted like a storm. I thought to myself “why is this happening?” I then realized what it was. My body was physically rejecting the cringe. After about 5 minutes of me being a poopy Death Star, it stopped. Could this be the end? Is the cringe gone? I had to put myself to the test.

I went on to my post and went to reply to Jack McOff. How can I redeem myself? Then it hit me.

“At least I’m not Joe” I replied. I set my bait and waited for Jack to reply. About 2 minutes later, I received a notification. Jack replied. “Joe who?” He asked. Got him.

“Joe mama”. The trap sprung. I had him. At that very moment. The earth erupted. The skies blacked. Out of the chaos beheld a figure. I could not make it out until he was right in front of me. It was Jack.

Jack approached me. He stopped mere feet in front of me and bowed. As he raised his head, he silently muttered “You got me bro. I now pass the title of CEO of Cringe to you, my lord.” I couldn’t believe it, is this what my life brought me to? Is it my destiny to be the CEO of Cringe? I thought of what Joe Swanson would have done. Joe is a cop, he takes the law into his own hands. In fact he sacrificed his legs in the pursuit of justice. Maybe this was my pursuit of justice? I accepted the the title and I now rule with an iron fist as the CEO of Cringe.