Aight, lemme give you the rundown on toecheeks.

Basically, they’re the space between the toes, it’s where the sexual glans is. If it’s a guy there’s toe nubs and toe cheeks, but for girls it’s just toe cheeks for days homie.

I’m writting my final essay for my bachelors in Radiological Technology about how important it is to maintain healthy, well cleaned toe cheeks, and as we can see this specimen’s toe cheeks are so poorly kept we can’t even discern it’s sex!

Commonly, men’s toe nubs are hidden between their larger toes, so it’s hard to see, but with precision tools and often the aid of XRAY or MRI technology you can see the Toe nub in full bloom. Toe cheeks hide toenubs, but for women there’s only cheeks at them’s toes.

A good example is the common phrase camel toe. It actually derives from swollen toe cheeks, a common symptom of people with tight shoes or long days of walking. The analogy was turned perverse by buffoons in the mid 50’s when women started to wear loose pants and sometimes they’re clothes got caught in their pubic area, looking like swollen toe cheeks.

As you can tell I take toe cheeks very seriously, and especially the care needed to maintain healthy toe cheeks. Bright, shiny, clean toe cheeks are a natural environmental signal. If your toe cheeks are healthy, often you live a good healthy life, eat well, and don’t walk in poor quality ground. Dirty toe cheeks mean the opposite of what I said prior, but can also mean there are aggresive predators forcing you to neglect care of your toe cheeks.

This specimen, shown in the post above, has horribly kept toe cheeks. I fear for their life, because it’s a human’s toe cheeks (I think) so the only possible answer to the neglect of their cleansliness is a higher predator. Maybe they’re showing their dirty toe cheeks as a silent plea for help. I pray for their safety.