10 A.M. on a Saturday. Had me a bowl of Froot Loops for breakfast. I get my thigh-highs on and get into my car because I’m going to GameStop to pick up my copy of Yakuza 0 for the PlayStation 4. I pull up to the GameStop, go inside, and ask the guy working behind the counter, who looks exactly like CallMeCarson, for the copy of Yakuza 0, when all of a sudden I remember that I’m lactose intolerant and that the milk from the bowl of Froot Loops is kicking in, because I forgot to buy the lactose-free kind for the fifth week in a row. Then I let out an earth-shatteringly loud fart that lasts about 10 seconds. I feel something in my pants. It’s a mushy shit. I hastily grab the copy of Yakuza 0 for the PlayStation 4 and sprint out the door with shit in my pants while every single person just stares at me as I run back to my car. Can’t blame them, it’s not every day you see a femboy loudly shart himself at GameStop and then run out the door. When I get home I change my pants but don’t wipe because wiping is for pussies. I also discovered that my PlayStation 4 is gone, then I remember I sold it for the money to buy Yakuza 0.