a long time ago, on a website far, far, away

# meme wars: the last pepe

episode 69420

the galactic tiktokers have taken over the internet, filling it with cringe and normie trash. but a resistance was brewing. the dank memes. their leader, pepe, said “we shall fight back against the tyranny of the tiktokers! dank memes, assemble!”. so they charged at tiktok hq, diamond swords in hand. but as the casualties upped, they knew it wasn’t enough. so pepe, sans, and shrek talked at the dank meme high council, discussing how the war can be won. then sans knew it. “our weapons! they’re not powerful enough!”, he said. then shrek told everyone “i know where we can get better weapons”. so they went to their weapons dealer keanu reeves. he told them “just got new pewdiepie arcade blasters. they can come in useful”. so pepe said “we’ll take them”. and thus, troops were issued arcade blasters. and sure enough, the tiktok army dwindled. and then pepe confronted their leader, hit or miss girl. he told her “we took out your troops. now what you gonna do?”. hit or miss girl said “oh shit”. pepe then said “you just got vectored” and with the power of floor gang and dank memes, killed hit or miss girl with the pewdiepie arcade blaster. her cringey guts all over the walls, pepe uttered “know your fucking place, trash”. peace has been restored to the internet, the normies have been defeated, and memes were dank again.

# the end