I’ll have you know my sexuality isn’t remotely close to falling under the classification of homosexuality. My body contains approximately 65% water and 45% testosterone. I am the manliest man you could ever find on these here streets. If I detect anyone engaging in homosexual promiscuous activity within a 20-meter proximity to me I will instantly manifest between the two in order to halt their treacherous behavior; the only downside to this ability is that my clothing does not displace with me. I am so straight, in fact, that I refuse to become intimate with females as well. My only source of pleasure is derived from non-human beings that display a certain level of attractiveness. This includes, but is not limited to: bipedal androids, legally civilised humanoid beasts, non-hazardous extraterrestrials, Minecraft Creepers, vehicles, etc.