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Laughing My Ass Off?

Lounging Menacingly Around Oregon?

Lick Me All Over?

Lube Me And Oral?

Let Me Ask Obama?

Lick My Anal Orifices?

There are many conjectured meanings, but the most accepted is the first – Laughing My Ass Off. It is conventionally used as an expression of laughter between “Lol” and “ROFLMFAO”.

So let me ask you:

Did you laugh when you saw this post? Did you laugh your ass *off*? Of course, you can’t literally laugh your ass off (except for this one dude that had been sitting in a couch so long, his skin melted into it and when paramedics finally helped him a piece of his ass literally did fall off, but he technically didn’t laugh it off, so we won’t count it) so I assume it just means to laugh heartily.

So, did you laugh heartily?

Whether you did or didn’t, your reaction is wrong – if you didn’t, then saying “lmao” is contradictory to its accepted meaning. If you did, well, the meme is shit anyway, and you shouldn’t have.

That brings us to the third step of your journey from discovery to reaction to comment: the comment.

One word comments are absolutely worthless, especially when they are irrelevant to the intellectual discussions intellectuals like I are trying to have in the comments, for thou hast interrupted me from participating in the scintillating conversational exposition of the socioeconomic hierarchies and of the near-imperceptibly perspicacious effects of digitization on the distortion of reality from various disparate perspectives throughout the geographical and geopolitical world. You robbed me of this with your one word comment.

At this point I would normally continue chastising you, end on a strong note, and ask you to kindly delete your comment, but I believe I may have turned a corner, because I’m feeling extra generous right now. I will allow you to keep your comment, and have it continue to gain karma. I won’t criticize you for making it because it obviously got upvoted, meaning people appreciated it, which makes me be able to appreciate why it was appreciated as well.

I hope you have a good day, sir.

Lmao