Long ago I met this couple at a bar in Nashville. Super hot woman, dorky ass man. The guy was a country record label executive and this chick was only in it for the money. She approached me and we chatted for a few minutes, grabbed my crotch and shoved her tongue down my throat. She said she got off on having other men fuck her while her husband watched. He didn’t seem to mind that she was doing this, and what was he going to do about it, I was twice his size. Later on I drove her in my pickup to their house while he followed in his Corvette. I fucked her in their bed while he sat in the corner twiddling with his little pecker. We kept this up for a few months. One day I just couldn’t take it any more. I told him to stand up to that bitch and kick her out, that it was unhealthy. I actually took him under my wing and took this poor dumbass through blue pill rehab. Built up his self esteem, got him chatting to woman without having them take advantage of him. He started going to the gym. The ladies began to love him because he was a real man.

We never really discussed politics but one night he brought up that he voted for Al Gore so I beat the living shit out of him. I got locked up and he was in a wheelchair. I was released in three years on “good” behavior and began my pursuit to fuck his ex-wife again out of spite. Turns out she had taken half his cash in the divorce and she bought me a new car.