I’m replying to you because you ended your comment with ‘This concludes my TED talk’. But I’m pretty sure you’ve never done a TED talk in your life.

Not sure why would you say this. Maybe it was because you have an inferiority complex and have the urge to act smarter than your are. Maybe you feel like you’ll never be in one and that caused you an incurable depression. Or maybe you just wanted to use an exploited quote to death. In any case, I won’t let you dishonor TED talks like this.

As an English teacher, I know every TED talk ever made. I memorised all of them. Every Friday I spent the whole night watching TED talks and correcting exams of people as idiot as you. So please, don’t try to lie to someone like me. I’ll report your offense to the council of English Teachers so they’ll decide your fate. I hope they’ll punish you severely, because TED talks are sacred to us, and making lies about them should be punished by death.

Have a great day,

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