This is a message to Kind Stranger.

Kind Stranger you have ruined my life with your greedy and treacherous actions. I don’t. Want. Your. Gold. But you couldn’t get that through your thick fucking skull could you? How was I supposed to explain this to the government?

“Where’d all this gold come from?”

“Someone gave it to me?”


Thanks to your grimy greedy actions I am being audited and am now getting in trouble for crimes I had gotten away with previously.

> My Ponzy scheme is a bust, I am no longer welcome at the bank.

> My money laundering attempts have been exposed, Wall Street has defamed me.

> The mafia now knows that I am stealing their birth control, I am no longer able to get my supply of drugs.

> YouTube knows I illegally download music, my family was taken away from me.

> Tech companies know I buy their products and return them, then repurchase the same item for a lower price thanks to its ‘open box’ tag, I am no longer allowed to own electronics of any kind.

> Home Depot now knows I shoplift their screws, I am no longer allowed to have a cardboard sword.

> Ikea knows I email them about missing parts over the course of months and get free items, I am no longer allowed to own furniture.

> Google knows I go on Zillow to look at houses I cannot afford, my home was taken from me.

> Bed Bath and Beyond know I eat my bath salts, I have to face a 3 year life sentence.

> Lego knows I give my sets to my 100 year old grandpa, my Chevy Impala was taken from me.

> Reddit knows I karma whore, my family no longer wishes to see me.

> Mods know I congratulate myself using alt accounts, Cummy no longer wishes to do anything with me.

> Chevrolet knew I claimed my car battery was defective so I could get one sent to me to drink the battery acid, I am no longer allowed to have pets.

> Roblox knows I try to start relationships with underage girls, my account is now terminated and I am not allowed to have a social life.

Kind stranger you have ruined my life, present and future. Thanks for nothing, YTA. I’ll see you in hell.

If kind stranger has harrassed you too, do not worry. I will stand by you and stop his/her evil greedy actions.