My friend and I fucked up bad. We were suppose to be heading to a beach trip this past Saturday but we wanted to have some fun while at the beach. I knew my grandma had a bunch of old pills she never used so and I knew she also wouldn’t be home for a while.

I stole a key to her house so my friend and I could get in and steal some of her old pills. They were all from early 2016 to late 2017 I didn’t wanna take anything I knew she would be using as she does have several joint and back problems.

We ended up stealing 1161 gabapentin pills and about 10 clonazepam. We had 2 days to the beach and said fuck it lets each take 1mg of the kpin as soon as we found it. We don’t remember the rest of thursday night or friday until next thing I know we are both in the car with blue flashing lights behind us.

I try to hide the huge bag of gabapentin but its clear we are way too fucked up and are immediately asked to step out of the car. The officer opens my door and the bag of gabapentin falls right onto the ground. My friend and I are still severely fucked up from the kpins as we are pushed into the back of the cop car. Neither of us remember the car ride there however I remember the officer asking me while I was being processed why I was wearing so many chains. ( I dont even know how the hell I got so many) All I said to him was “trap money bitch” and then my friend and I were put in the same cell. Next morning we realize how fucked we were as we each were charged with 2 felonies.

EDIT: jesus people i clearly munched on more kpins, 1mg wouldnt black me out

yes i also know it was fucked up to steal from my grandmother even though they were a year or 2 old there is no excuse