Wow, you guys don’t believe in 9/11? Well, let me tell you how it happened: George W. Bush cloned himself multiple times, and all of George Bush’s clones crashed in various places. One of them broke into Seth MacFarlane’s house, turned off his alarm clocks so he would miss his flight—George W. Bush loved Family Guy by the way, he was a big Guy-head back in the day—so that way Seth MacFarlane wouldn’t get on the flight that happened to be the one that crashed into the Trade Center, because if Seth MacFarlane was on that flight he would have talked down the terrorists. As one of the Clone W. Bushes flew the plane he said “Holy crap, Lois” and then he hit it.

The World Trade Center never actually existed. It was all holograms, like Tupac. He was never real, he was just a hologram forever. He was made in a game dev studio in Germany. That’s where the Dubya clones were made as well. You know who helped George W. Bush make those clones? Hitler. You think Hitler died? No, they found the dead body of one of his CLONES. It was Hitler and the brain of Walt Disney in a jar. They came together to devise this mastermind attack.

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From [Friends Without Benefits](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmLLFbNwFSM&t=13m47s)