This comment is so underrated. It is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. It should transcend the very boundary of how many upvotes something can get on reddit. It should be displayed in Times Square 24/7 from now on. The Kaaba should facilitate its presence with new ultraled screens and do their fancy ritual stuff facing the new legend. For posting this comment, you deserve to be crowned as God-King of all Earth. The fact that this comment does not have more upvotes is the worst crime mankind has ever committed, and everyone who doesn’t upvote it should commit seppuku.