So guys, it’s happened. I shit myself in the middle of the hall. Everyone was staring at me, then the smell hit and they either puked or ran the fuck away. A few even passed out from the toxic stench. I should mention that I didn’t just shit myself. It was more of a fecal explosion. It sounded like a bomb went off too. There’s not much else to tell besides I’m moving as far away as possible from this school so nobody will recognize me. I just hope it doesn’t happen again at the new school.