You, a pathetic self-loathing punk who is a fake metalhead, who embraces Megadeth but secretly loves Metallica despite both bands being Trash Metal, who is extremely socially anxious and who currently works at a shity fast food restaurant for the typical underpaid 10 hour shift, and I, a chisel-jawed, black metal warrior chad who’s been listening to NSBM since childhood, who doesn’t change his underground Metal band in weeks and who never buys deodorant, are two different people. I ain’t no poser, and you’re judging me as one even though you probably love Scorpions and Mötley Crue, and don’t even consider listening to true Metal because of its brutality. Just before you call me poser again, Blasphemy, Kvist, Limbonic Art, Impetigo, Nunslaughter, Cryptic, Slaughter, Hirax, Sadus, Carpathian Forest, Inmortal, Internal Rot, Forgotten Woods, Bathory, Graveland, Impaled Nazarene, Weregoat, Impetigo, Absu, and Tormentor are the bands that I listen to the most and not your generic bullshit, fucking poser.