Ok so you already know about the lizards that control all the worlds governments from China to Swaziland(I usually call it naziland cause it’s sound funnier). The lizards have stepped out of their holes and want to take over the human race next.
I will now release instructions on how to capture them.

STEP 1
Find a suspicious person who often starts phrases with hello instead of hi. Only lizards who are not familiar with the humans would say that.

STEP 2
Lure in them to your apartment. They would probably think your a easy brain to control but then you tell them to get some sleep.

STEP 3
Bonk the lizards head with a fermented coconut who has been in the oven for 20 minutes with 175 Celsius.
Also scream as loud as you can while doing that because they are sensitive to sound. The lizard will instantly die because they are inferior to humans.

After you did all of that then celebrate with a cake for 15 persons. And invite all your friends and relative. If you have no friends or relatives then buy a cake for 20 persons and eat it like the puh you are but atleast you are a honorable pig who has a lizard kill on your record.