My cousin beat cancer last week, and we had a big family party to celebrate. During the party, she gave a short speech, and in it, she thanked God. Naturally, I, being an enlightened atheist, seized the opportunity to interject that science, medicine, and medical professionals were responsible for her being cured, not her silly god, who was actually the one that gave her cancer.

I then sat back down and gave her the chance to refute my points with facts and logic, but instead, she just started crying, and now my whole family is mad at me. Am I the asshole?