In general, I don’t use copypastas. I’ll admit I have used them once or twice for fun, but regularly don’t. All of the content that I write that’s specific to a post is my own creation. Words are my paint, and reddit is my canvas.

But whenever I write one of these masterful works, all of these fucking imbeciles reply to my godly pasta’s thread and tell others how they’ve “eaten the pasta”, or that “it’s a copypasta”, when, in fact, it’s not.

How can this be? Have we really gotten to the point that no matter what I write, because of how masterful its use of language is, and how eloquently it’s presented, it will always be assumed to be a copypasta? Disgraceful.

I have one thing to say to everyone who honestly thinks that what I comment are not my own brainchildren: Fuck. You. I’m a literary genius like the world has never seen before, so you’d better put some goddamned respect on my name, because my mastery doesn’t deserve to be dragged through the mud by false and baseless rumors.

Appreciate the pasta I have generously prepared for you, and eat it like a normal person, rather than accusing me of using another cook’s work.

P.S. This was not a pasta before I wrote it