I realized this when I was in the shower one day. I have about 13 years until I have to get my prostate exam. That means I have 13 years to prepare for that day. Every month I plan to expand my anus via various objects. I will increase the diameter slowly but surely up until that day. That way when I walk in, my rectum will be no more than a dripping manhole. I won’t have to feel the weirdness of another man in my anus. I advise everyone to prepare for that cursed day. For those who couldn’t, bless your hearts.