10. Fart. LOUDLY.
9. Start the conversation with a joke about her feet smelling nasty (women go crazy over this for some reason).
8. Push her really hard while she is talking.
7. Close your eyes the entire time.
6. Stand less than six inches away from her.
5. Immediately go for the kiss. Women love a man who takes control.
4. Bring a pair of scissors and give her a surprise haircut. Make sure you also check and see if her armpits or nether regions need a haircut too.
3. Be yourself with confidence (especially if you like League of Legends).
2. Ask her what her favorite anime is.
1. When you finally ask her if she wants to go out, don’t let her answer the question. If she tries answering you, interrupt her. Tell her that she should send a video recording to your email with her response, no later than 48 hours from then.

Hope this helps!