Teen Titans Go! is good show. Mofos on YouTube should perish for hating it. The original Teen Titans show is leagues worse and you know it. Need proof? Toy Freddy said so himself. We already know that Toy Freddy has the correct opinion on everything. No Reddit, Toy Freddy isn’t brainwashing me. I am worshiping him as I should on my own free will. One day, back in September of 2001, I found a DVD while stalking a Cartoon Network intern. I took it and crammed it up my VHS player. What I saw made me cuuuuuuuuuuum. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Robin’s thicc booty cheeks were on full display. Yes! This is the future I want! The future I need! I licked my TV and I tasted his tight spandex ass. Mmmmm! It then cut to Beast Boy walking into the living room. He looked disturbed. “Robin, tomorrow the twin towers will collapse” he said. “They will hit the fucking pentagon Robin.” A title card appeared that read: “Teen Titans Go! Prevent 9/11”. The Titans were at an airport. “We need to get on the plane that the terrorists will hijack” Robin said. They wait and watch people board planes until Robin sees a Muslim get on one. “It’s the terrorists!” Robin said. “No Robin that’s islamophobic!” Starfire replied. Robin was then held to account for his shitty views, and canceled on Twitter.

#Robinisoverparty

Raven then goes to a plane. “This is it” she said. “How do you know?” Cyborg asked. “Idk don’t ask me this episode was written in only a couple days.” They get on the plane and it takes off. A terrorist points a gun at everyone. “Move and I shoot” he said. The Titans twerk on him and he dies from shock. “Wait, does anyone know how to fly a plane?” Beast Boy asked. “The pilot got knocked out, we done fucked up this time” Robin replied. They then crashed in the middle of nowhere. It cut to a plane crashing into the twin towers and then the pentagon. A message appeared that read: “Teen Titans Go! is haram. Those who rightfully hate it are my allies”. It then showed a photo of Osama Bin Laden. “Make rant videos on YouTube about Teen Titans Go! and join my loyal army!”

I knew Toy Freddy was right! Teen Titans Go! haters are actively working with extremists. I left my house to reveal this information to the public. I went to my local McDonald’s to tell the disturbing truth. I got out my mic and said “ya’ll, Teen Titans Go! haters are working with ISIS.” These low IQ rats didn’t seem to get my message so I screamed it into my mic. To this day, I still don’t know why I’m banned from that McDonald’s. When I got home from ending the war on terror I saw a note on my desk. It read: “Watch the episode again this instant”. I put the DVD back into my VHS player and I saw something that made me shit myself. I saw this spoopy image:

*spoopy image*

After a few seconds, a demonic voice said “If you don’t destroy the DVD in 5 minutes, I will leak your OC ship AMV!” Nooo! That bastard! I made it private for a reason! I quickly ejected the disc and snapped it in half. I then heard the same demonic voice: “Did I say 5 minutes? I meant 5 seconds!” Before I could react, the AMV was leaked onto YouTube for anyone to find. So please, if you do find it, don’t watch it!