YOU FOOL, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON, YOU TOTAL MORON, YOU UTTER BONEHEAD, YOU SHEER NITWIT, YOU UNMITIGATED TWIT, YOU BLOOMING BLOCKHEAD, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, YOU PERFECT DIMWIT, YOU DOWNRIGHT DUMBELL, YOU FLAT-OUT DUNCE, YOU INFERNAL IMBECILE, YOU OUT-AND-OUT MUTTONHEAD, YOU STRAIGHT OUT NINCOMPOOP, YOU THOROUGH SIMPLETON, YOU FELL FOR MY DECEPTION!