📣📣 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.. I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED AN 🛑‼️URGENT‼️🛑 AND 🚨ALARMING 🚨NEWS STORY. I NEED 👏🏻 ALL 👏🏻 OF YOU TO STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN 📣📣

Boy oh boy do I have a 👏🏻 ONCE 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 LIFETIME👏🏻 OFFER 👏🏻for you! CHRISTMAS CAME 😩💦 EARLY, CYBER WEEK SPECIAL for all you jingle 🎄🎉 bitches and ho ho hoes 🎄💦😩💦 Tired of all the fuccbois? Like a man with style 😎, but not to the kpop point where you question his heterosexuality? Looking for someone wholesome who will 👏🏻TREAT 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 RIGHT 👏🏻???

Well look no further because my good friend NICK KONG, aka DADDY 😩LONG DONG 🍆💦 is an absolute beaut👌🏻👌🏻 Based out in Vancouver, BC this 👌🏻🙏🏻 6 FOOT 🙏🏻👌🏻 4 INCHES ‼️ (THATS RIGHT 192cm) 20 YEAR OLD MAN AMONG MEN is ‼️‼️ SINGLE ‼️‼️ and READY to PRINGLE 😏😤. Not from Van? Not a problem! You’re just one flight away. ABGs 👏🏻FOBs 🙏🏻 WOMEN shoot your shot 🔫

🔥PROS🔥
✔️ He’s a lifeguard so you know he can obtain the grain 💰, knows CPR 😉😩👌🏻, and is no stranger to wet environments 😏😛💦
✔️ 6’4” 🔥 or 5’16” 🤔
✔️ Plays volleyball and ulti – Athlete 😈 and got that stamina 👏🏻🙏🏻💦⏱
✔️ Heavyweight at the club cause mama didn’t raise no bitch 🥂🍺🍾
✔️ TALLBOI with a punisher 🍆 to match 💦👏🏻😛 rumour has it he faints at the half chub stage because all the blood be rushing between his legs 🤯and no woman has seen his true form and lived to tell the tale 🤭😏😈
✔️ Has a driveway full of cars so he can pick you up whenever and wherever 🚗
✔️ Almost always down for boba
✔️ Has a dog
✔️ Two words: 👏🏻 JUUL 👏🏻 HOOKUPS
✔️ Can take artsy pics for you 📸

😤 CONS 😤
🛑 Can take weeks to reply
🛑 Might be a little too big for you 🍆😏😉
🛑 Heavyweight at the club cause mama raised a big spender
🛑 Bit of a goofball ❤️
🛑 You’ll have to get used to sitting in a wheelchair after visiting him 😩💦

honestly good problems this guy is the whole package 🙏🏻😩🔥

TL;DR
If you’re looking for a wholesome tallboi with that big dick energy ⚡️🍆 who will leave you sore and sweaty 💦, then daddy long schlong 🍆🤭😤 nick kong is the MAN for you. Tall, charming, funny, and capable of supporting you through life struggles like he supports his diamond II adc’s, this man won’t be around for long. Come be the har gaw to his siu mai. Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait