1. Silly the hamster chocked on a fart and died

When my little brother was 5 he thought it would be hilarious to pull down his pants and fart directly in the face of my hamster Silly. Silly couldn’t handle it and started to choke on the fumes and eventually died. It was traumatizing and I beat my brother after that happened.

2. I gassed my hamster

when i was 14 i got a hamster from an exotic pet expo and i named him ronald reagan. i was chilling in my room a few days after i got him and i ripped ass violently right next to his cage and he jumped a couple inches in the air and that mf was dead. pretty sure it was shock but at the time i thought my fart was so smelly it killed him and i cried. rip ronald reagan.

3. I took the worlds wettest and loudest fart

I farted too loud, I was 8, my hamster was chilling eating his piece of an apple. And let me tell you this, this fart was the loudest, juiciest fart I have ever had. A couple seconds after it started my little hamster, started to run around then he just fucking died, stood still and fell down
Like a fucking statue. I cried