take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR “ORIGINAL” COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I’VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN’T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I’VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE 😂 EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT’S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I’M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN’T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I’LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I’LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. “JOHNY JOHNY” YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. “OI JOHNY YA CUNT” “YES, FATHER?” “HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN’ THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT” “NO DADDY 🍆🍆💦💦😩😩” “WHAT’S LIGMA NI🅱🅱A” “LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS” “A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS” “BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?” YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NI🅱🅱🅰 EATING BEANS?” WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY

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