**How to aquire a human skeleton**

**Equipment:**
– a target
– knife
– peeler (optional)
– shovel
– box for carrying bones
– science textbook for assembly
– wipes for cleaning blood off bones
– spare clothes

**Procedure:**
1) choose a target
2) go for a “trip” to a secluded location
3) brutally stab them to death
4) slowly peel their skin off with a knife or peeler
5) dispose of organs and bodily matter in a hole you dug with the shovel
6) place the bones in the box
7) dispose of bloody clothes and put on your spare clothes
8) take home and hide in a private place eg. Attic, basement etc.
9) assemble using the science textbook for reference
10) celebrate your success