I love animals and i wouldnt even think of hurting one, heck i carry spiders outside. Truth be told, i would kick the donkey to death to get rid of world hunger if i had to. I would carry this weight…so that you dont have to. I would be called Donkey-Man. After merging bodies due to radioactivity, i would suffer in silence knowing what i had done. Saving lives by kicking puppies and ridding the world of disease, kick a kitten until war is but a faded memory. I would be blessed and cursed, blessed with a dick the size of a horse’s, but every time i would meet an attractive woman i would laugh and sound like a literal ass. I would be the hero you deserve…not the one you HEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW