As I sit upon my throne.
My shit, your presence does postpone.
I called for help, save your kiss for later.
I ask not for love, but for toilet paper.
As you view my naked sight.
Get that tp before we fight.
Yes my love, I can’t stand ya.
May I ask why your dad has a camera.
In this battle I have one opponent.
This is not the time for a Kodak moment.