A double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp! That’ll be $6.53. And $3.47’s your change.

Dude, your supposed to press the buttons with pictures of food on them!

Don’t need to, Skeet. I memorized the prices into the tax and change in my head!

No, dude. I’m your higher-up, and what I say, goes. We need to have all purchases recorded into our system. Using your big brain doesn’t do that, dude. If you make a mistake like that again, I may have to right you up, dude. Also, I did not hear you say *Big McThankies from McSpankys* to the customer!

Well frankly it struck me as… cliched. What do you think about this one? *Don’t let our food be denied you, put our polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides inside you!*

The McThankies slogan has been a staple of the company since the mid-1980’s. I truly doubt that a slogan, such as yours, would even fly by the lowest McSpankys representative. Listen dude, you’re a good kid. Please put your pride aside and do your job correctly.

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Picture of money… picture of money… HA! GOTCHA! Big McThankies from McSpankys! Heh, heh… Hey, dude, you missed a spot.

I got it, just a little sodium chloride.

Actually dude, it’s salt.

That’s what I said!

No dude, you said sodium chloride. Yes it’s the same as salt but you could have just said salt instead. In fact, this is iodized table salt. Which in addition to sodium chloride, contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodine, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Everyone in this town knows you’re a boy genius dude. You don’t need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling things by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous, especially given how even you can quite possibly incorrectly refer to certain items by their scientific names. *I know you’re smart enough to be better than this.*