Have you ever been aroused by the hole on the head of a dolphin? It insanely reminds me of a sore human anus. I get a hard-on each time I see this hole. I am in possession of a huge sexual experience involving the specimens of both sexes, even some animal species (a goat, turkey, jellyfish and so on), was involved in coprophilic act with 62yo granny. The point being that, my dear readers, I’ve tried almost anything in sex and the a regular one hadn’t been arousing me anymore.

It all changed two weeks ago when I visited newly opened dolphinarium ‘FISH SOMERSAULTS’. Performing there was a dolphin named Navel. I was overwhelmed with the desire of shoving my dick in its glorious blowhole emitting blasts of transparent water. I ran for the closet and came tree times in a row. Since that incident, I had an obsessive idea to shag the dolphin up there. I have managed to get a job as a janitor in this facility, but that did not grant me access to dolphins. By the ruse I stole the keys to the dolphin confinements, dove into the pool, stunned the dolphin with the help of a cane and immediately shoved mine in. Good heavens, it was miraculous, what a peculiar little hole. I came in, but the dolphin, for some reason, was already dead by this point. Well, then I fucked all dolphins in the pool and all of these fuckers were belly up by the end.

I decided to rape a corpse in the morning and leave. The veterinarian was doing his morning round and he walked in on me on this intimate activity. He beat me up, squirted acid on my face, shoved a bottle up me and shattered it there. I’m in a hospital ward now and will likely die.

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