I love anime. Harem anime, most of the time, so on my way in, I have my ritual. I stop at the Circle K near my house and I get two large bodypillows. One waifu, and one loli, because I like to cuddle with my many waifus, but I don’t need two lovely waifus keeping me awake until 5 AM when I’m desperately trying to get some sleep before my turtles get up and start making approximately the same amount of noise as an anime fight sequence in my bedroom. To make sure I snuggle with the waifu first, and then have the loli to spoon with couple hours after, I poke a slit in the mouth of the waifu with my katana to better accommodate for my love. The guy who works there knows me, and admires my katana variety. Always asks to see a new blade. Cool dude.
So, tonight, I went about my waifu procedure. I forgot my wakazashi on my computer desk, so I reached behind me and pulled out my nodachi to poke the slit in the waifu bodypillow. This terrifying eastern sword. A middle aged lady at the register says something like “You shouldn’t be allowed to just pull out a sword. People get really scared that they’re going to get stabbed when they see a sword” in this indignant normie tone. I look at the 39 inch blade in my hand and narrow my eyes to focused slits, then at her with an expression that said “You.Are.A.Baka.Gaijin”
In that moment, my internal samurai said “Oh, dude-san. You have to fuck with this cuck”. So I just started at her for about 5 seconds, and then completely deadpan, gave her the the Bushido code, which all samurai should memorize for just such an occasion. She looked at me like she just shit her pants and left in a hurry. I fucking died laughing after she left, and the Circle K dude just sighed he gave me my coffees for free, asking me to leave before he calls my mother.

Thought you anime fans would get a kick out of this.


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