*In comes Ben Shapiro*

If I say you’re a moose, does that make you a moose?

*Libtards begin to get triggered*

*Andrew Bolt comes in*

Breathes

*LIBTARDS EXPLODE*

((Griffo also explodes, but not in the way the libtards did

((PC does not explode, because he preaches the holy word and maintains abstinence

((CSID realises that this is here hours later and laughs before peeling off his skin

“Griffo was right! This does feel good and I am far healthier!”