Speak for yourself. I bathe in the stuff to make myself appear 100 years younger than I actually am (I’m not saying I’m old (but younger than young is always good)). I kid you knot when I say my hand looked 10 years younger after dumping it in a hot golden chorale chocolate fountain of youth. People were giving me strange looks but it beats me. I get free daycare time + free food here at the care. It’s not that bad. The staff try communicating with me in “goo goo gaga” language get my parent’s contact info out of me but I goo goo them back. As if I’ll give up free food and care and my youth. Gotta rush because nap time is almost over and the staff will return any minute now. Goo goo gaga 👶