I sexually Identify as a Fat Scout. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the badlands dropping hot shotgun pellets on disgusting tryhards. People say to me that a Heavy being a Fat Scout is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install shotgun shells, 8 gauge rifles and lime/pink Essential Accessories on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “clockwerk” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a obescoutyphobe and need to check your class role privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.