Guys, I really want to fuck GLaDOS. Ever since I played Portal in 2007 when it was first released on Steam, and heard GLaDOS’ smooth, sexy, robotic voice I knew that she was a machine that I would love to do maintinence on, if you know what I mean. Everytime GLaDOS appears on screen my 10 inch long penis instantly shoots cum all over the computer. I can imagine myself penetrating her thick wires, as she screams and cries before my dominance. I even made a video in SFM of a first person view of intense sex with GLaDOS, which is by far my life’s greatest accomplishment. I was so proud of it I showed my family. They highly enjoyed it, as we are a family of epic gamers. Every night after dinner, we all watch the video atleast 20 times in a row together. In the morning, we take turns playing Portal, and all comment on GLaDOS’ supreme sexyness. In mid day, we work on building a replica of GLaDOS, out of scraps in the garage. Unfortunately, it is difficult to complete as none of us can work to this glorious machine without orgasming instantly, and we don’t know what is required to make a funtioning robot. So to avoid dirtying are clothes we have to build in naked. Our neighbor Mr. Pete often tries to spy on us, and questions why we are building a “hunk of metsl”, or why we’re naked, or why there’s semen all over the floor. The fools outside will never understand to beauty of GLaDOS. Which is why after the machine is finished, my family will transform are house into the Church of GLaDOS. Where the fools outside can learn that they are mistaken in not devoting their lifes to the cause of GLaDOS.