This is not a meme I just fucking hate Everton

God I just can’t look at that disgusting shit badge and that wank team. There is nothing good about Goodison park. My life long dream is to visit a game just so I can run onto the pitch and shit in the middle of that disgusting structure these people call a stadium. The only thing worse than the club itself are the players, kid sniffing, small arms having shit players. What I really want for Christmas is for Everton to stay 17th every year. I don’t want them relegated. No, I just want them to start well every season and have hope and then slowly spiral into the inevitable 17th place with exactly 41 points. Every year, season after season until everyone just collectively decides that the club gets dissolved.

Suck my dick Everton, every day you exist makes my life miserable.