This shit is faker than religion. First, I want to know what kind of kangaroo court holds a trial on all triable issues simultaneously (alimony, custody, distribution of what seems to be community assets). Most trials aren’t focused on every single issue all at once because gathering evidence and conducting a trial takes a ton of time. Even if this wasn’t a trial and was merely a hearing, there is no testimony given at hearings. It’s just argument based on the law and available declarations. Testimony requires directs and crosses, and consequently can take several hours if not days. Also, children almost never testify in family court. The kid will usually speak to the judge in chambers. Next, if the kid makes allegations of abuse, DCFS will get involved and investigate. People don’t just get thrown on the list without a trial. There’s this thing called due process which requires a trial for criminal convictions which would be necessitated to end up on a sex offender list. Lastly, he’s not paying spousal if he’s making less money. That’s retarded. Spousal support exists to maintain the marital standard of living. It’s for maintenance. If parties make the same amount of money, rarely will spousal support be ordered. If she makes more, she will likely pay spousal.

I don’t buy it.

Edit: the more I read this, the more it smells like bullshit.