My Grandpa used to tell me a story of his landing at Normandy. Before they landed on the beach, the Sargent stood up and said, “Remember boys we’re doing this to get black and Hispanic unemployment down to the lowest levels in history and in 74 years they’ll remember us for helping to get female unemployment to the lowest level in 18 years.” The men, rallied and ready to die for their country all replied in unison: “Nice!”