1 In the beginning Cummy created the asses and the earth.
2 And the earth was without clothes, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Cummy moved upon the face of the waters.
3 ¶ And Cummy said, Let there be sex: 2 Cor. 4.6 and there was sex.
4 And Cummy saw the sex, that it was good: and God divided the sex from the people who didn’t want to have sex.
5 And Cummy called the sex Day, and the people who didn’t want to have sex he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 ¶ And Cummy said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the cum, and let it divide the cum from the cum.
7 And Cummy made the firmament, and divided the cum which were under the firmament from the cum which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And Cummy called the firmament Sexland. 2 Pet. 3.5 And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 ¶ And Cummy said, Let the cum under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the lube appear: and it was so.
10 And Cummy called the lube Earth; and the gathering together of the cum called he juice: and Cummy saw that it was good.