My love for Kanye West came when I was younger. I copped my first two rap CDs, Illmatic and The Eminem Show. After listening to these two albums, I was instantly blown away. I decided to go to the shop yet again to buy another CD, and I noticed College Dropout on the shelf. Unlike other albums, it looked different to me. When I went to play it on my boombox, I was blown away again. This time? I was sent into a state of euphoria. Never before had I seen anything on this musical proportion. Songs like Through The Wire got me wet as fuck, and TNWP made me laugh a shit ton. The production made me cry because it was godly. It was proof aliens could exist on this world, because Kanye was perfect. Humans are flawed, disgusting beings. Kanye wasn’t from this realm or universe. Simply put, he’s Jesus. No, YEEZUS. I kept on bumping CD and when my friends came over, Kanye became one of their favorite rappers. College Dropout was game changing, and when I saw Kanye’s face for the first time after I saw a poster of him, I was turned on. His beautiful goatee. His amazing white teeth. Kanye became a god in my eyes. I worshipped him and I built a shrine towards him with my own two hands. So many of my shirts are Kanye shirts and I have underwear with his face covering my balls and wiener. Shrinks came to visit me, but they soon to became Kanye lovers. We started a religion called Kanyism, where we worshipped West and his family. Donda was our Mary. One day, we snook backstage behind a Kanye concert. He saw us and invited us in his room. He winked at us and took his clothes off. A glow came on all our faces, and we instantly did the same. He licked and chomped our areas and gave us his number. We called him and he invited us to go to the studio with him. As I saw his work process, I was shocked. How could someone be so legendary and skilled? After he finished recording, and invited us out to hang with him and Pusha to smoke weed as we looked over the sunset. We did, and Kim came to see us. He began twerking and giving all us guys and girls gifts. It was a long night, and everyone but Kanye and I left. We talked and he told me we had a good time. I replied with “I agree.” Good Morning began to play from his phone, and we both sealed the day with a kiss. As I walked away into my car, I had a vision. Kanye would soon transcend everything, even my godly standards. Soon, he would rule the universe and me and Kim would be his queens and we all have a threesome. That, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love Kanye Omari West, and you should too.

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