I recently bought a painting of Jesus’s revival for my aunt and in this painting it shows off Jesus’s thick juicy ass and even though it’s a really nice painting my aunt didn’t like it because of how big Jesus’s ass was. She said Jesus was perfect in every way and said that a man’s ass is not supposed to be big. I then told her that she’s being irrational and being an ungrateful bitch about the $1,500 painting I bought for her all because of a man’s ass. I am now going to hang up paintings of naked Jesus around my house so every time she visits she’s reminded of how big her lord and savior Jesus Christ’s ass is.