Me and a few friends were bored in our economics class lookin at memes and shit when my friend [REDACTED] shown me this meme that involved downloading 2 petabytes of gorilla porn. I and my friend [REDACTED] were very interested in how long it would take to watch all that porn.

So we figured that a single 15mins porn video takes up about half a gig of space at a generous 480p upload resolution. 2 videos, 30mins, 1 gig; times 1024 (to equal a terrabyte) would be 2,048 videos at about 512 hours. A terrabyte is a lot right, well a petabyte…is 1024 terrabytes. So 512 hours times 1024 again is 524,228 hours, roughy 3,000 weeks, or 60 years. Thats just one petabyte, another would add on 60 more years equating to 120 years of straight gorilla porn.

So we figured that if we take a child that was born right now. And started showing them the gorilla porn. They would finish maybe 2/3rds of it before they die. But who would finish it? Well their child of course. But even then that doesnt even amount to the gorilla porn that would be made in that 120 year time span.

We could take someone’s family line, and raise them on gorilla porn, and by the time all 150ish years of the porn is watched they would become the top apex reproducers on the fucking planet. We figured all of this out in about 30ish mins, heck, we looked at the rate beastiality videos are uploaded on various porn sites to accurately reflect how much gorilla porn would be uploaded in a 120 year span.

And that’s the story of how we figured out that we can devolve humans using gorilla porn