Every House episode ever:

\>Patient arrives at the hospital
\>Either a prostitute or a religious fanatic
\>Dr house comes into scene
\-Doctor, we don’t know what to do, she is bleeding through her eyes
\-Do the fucking exams moron
\-He goes to have a conversation with the patient
\-You are stupid go fuck yourself
\-Dr House I hate you, please help me
\>Rest of the medical staff show me
\-Doctor, the tests have all shown negative results, she’s gonna die in 2 hours, if we don’t act now it’s game over!
\-Hmmm, game over? Helpers, she has a gameboy up her ass
\-Doctor, you are a piece of shit, but we are gonna check her ass anyway
\>They find a gameboy inside of her
\-OH MY GOD DOCTOR YOU WERE CORRECT, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
\-Gameboys released in 1997 PIKACHU EDITION had iodine batteries, which when inserted into the anus, causes your eyes to bleed
\>Rest of medic staff all make the poggers emote IRL at the same time
\>Patient walks into the room healed
\>I was wrong about you doctor
\>Fuck you whore