There I said it, that scrub is always showing off his perfect rings to the ladies. I mean, he attracts all of those thot space probes (I’m looking at you Cassini, you heartless mother fucker). And while he’s not flexing his sick rings. He’s showing off his Galaga stats to Jupiter and all of his other gas buddy friends.

Saturn may have that noice hexagonal pattern on his head, but he is SO DOUCHEY about it. I mean, I was talking to my homie Mars the other day and Saturn just comes rolling in talking about how great his head was.