egirls and eboys are made in a factory. the same one that i escaped many years ago. you might not believe me when i tell you this story, but i have to tell it to someone. the fbi is after me so i have to make this quick. in roswell, new mexico, there is a top secret government facility in which these… e-creatures are made. i escaped before they could put the mind control chip in, but the fbi is closing in on my location as we speak. i escaped with my friend, but he was shot while we were leaving the state. my location is- *gets shot in the head*