I fucking hate this subreddit and I’m tired of being berated, oppressed and abused for being a Maple Leafs fan. I normally just lurk on Reddit, but I discovered this wonderful little subreddit about a few months ago. I cannot believe you people think you are harmless. I had to create an account just to show you horrible people what a threat you are.

Let me give you some information about myself so you can understand where I’m coming from. I have been a hockey fan and leafs supporter for 6 years now and I would do anything in the world to protect my wonderful maple leafs. They are my world and my perfect angels. My theory (probably correct) is that you evil harpies are jealous of a functioning, normal hockey team because you never had one. This causes you to hate the Leafs and want to destroy their world.

Everything came to a head for me when you started to defend the thugs in Columbus. It all began to make sense. To make up for the fact that your team never loved you, you bruinsfreaks and Columbus wingnuts want to destroy the maple leaf identity and Toronto by directly destroying what it means to be a Leaf.

You 1) attack Leafs fans by taking away our ability to defend our team. You want to import thousands of uncivilized scum “bruins players” to check our Matthews, Tavares and Marners so that our biological instinct to play defence cannot be fulfilled. You want to do this to destroy the offence-central, natural hockey order. If the Leaf cannot defend his zone, how can he claim to lead his team? You want us to live in constant fear for our goalie, that they will be left exposed by a defensive lapse, just because your father never loved you. You are emasculating us with a goddamned chainsaw.

I hate you r/hockey. I hate you so much. But you cannot destroy my team. Who knows how many fans you have driven to suicide by saying their team deserve to lose in the first round? My precious Maple Leafs are never going to fall into your disgusting marxist claws. I will make sure of that. I’m honestly somewhat sorry that your teams never EVER loved you so you feel a need to attack the Leafs from all sides (cultural, social and biological), but you are just as evil as the analysts and other idiots you post here. You want to destroy the Toronto Maple Leafs because you are JEALOUS you never had it.

Go ahead, ban me. You will NEVER get your claws on my hockey team.