Troll? Listen here you little pathetic orientalist fetishist. If you “Love All Things Asian” as you say then maybe the least you can do is show some fucking respect for the cultures. Because there is no such thing as “All Things Asian” outside of the intellectually limited vocabularies of men who still watch Dragon Ball Z over the age of 30.

Learn how to do it correctly, rather than wanking off to anemic looking pork and overcooked Bai Cai surreptitiously placed over what you claim are nice noodles while expecting praise. Asian people have no need for whites fetishizing orientalism. They have zero patience for half-assed attempts to show just how worldly you are. And if you insist on never learning how to do things right then just stop right there.. but lastly they have even less tolerance for the bastardization of their heritage.

Now take your discount “Great Wave off Kanagawa” budget wannabe sexpat self out which ever fucking door you came through if your reaction to being corrected and constructively guided is to call people trolls.

Your food looks like shit. I wouldn’t give that to my dog.