[](http://x lol fuck you looking at source)

*deep breath*

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###PART 2

^([I didn’t make this one, someone just replied to me with it.])

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risk click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You – I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh.

Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.

TL;DR: Upvotes to the left.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold.

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###PART 3

pwnd cringeworthy moist fedora bacon EDIT THANKS FOR LE GOLD XDDDDD lelelele 3internet5me trolololol
le upvotes to the left XDDDDD m’lady 420
epic we r anonymous we r lele legion expact us le
neckbeard epic cringe lol 420 LE BITCOIN 3P1C troll
le reddit army xddddd HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG le moist narwhal
narwhals moist le DAE le epic meme bacons at midnight
EDIT: MOM’S SPAGHETTI I’M GOING TO GET DOWNVOTED FOR THIS BUT
moist. iama AMA ask me anything i think marijuana is good 420 XDDDD i can haz karma le reddit army
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL cringe le reddit moist so gayyyyyy
redditors le epic 1337
le internet cringey meme 420 moist fedora narwhal bacons le moist op is a faggot WAKE UP SHEEPLE
m’lady fedoras
le epic rage faith in humanity restored lol
DAE 9/11 was a conspiracy