i sxul iedntfi az an attk hlcpter. eevr snic i waz a boi i dramed of srng oevr teh oifliedz dorppnig hot sitcik ladz on dsgsting frgnerz. popl sai tu m dat a presno bing a hlcpter iz imopssbl and i’m fakking rtearedd but i dnt car, i’m beuatiul. i’m hvaign a plstic srgon isntla rtoair bldz, 30 mm cnnnz and amg-114 hlefri msslz on mi bdoi. frum now on i wanan yu gyuz tu cal m “apch” and rspct mi rite tu kil frum aobv and kil neldesli. if yu cn’t accetp m yu’r a hleipohb and ned tu cehk ur vheilc pirvielg. thnk yu fer bing so unterstanting.