what the fuck is wrong with the developers of mortal kombat. who the hell was that dyslexic to think that “kombat” was the way to spell combat. i honestly cant believe someone like that fucking exists. like how the fuck are you gonna misspell that and run it through the whole design team. how high are the developers of this retarded ass game? and yet it still became a sensation, with basically everyone in the fucking multiverse knowing about the game. honestly i want to meet the person who thought of this, if it even is a person, because this fucking dumbfounds me, i cant believe someone who probably smoked a good 7 packs on the way to the meeting thought that “kombat” was the way to spell combat, and yet somehow the entire fucking mortal kombat developing team agreed on this bullshit excuse for a thought. the dude probably died of bronchitis because of how high he was, dude probably killed his children due to 2nd hand smoke. it makes no fucking sense. and if someone this dumb can make a best selling series, then i can make a best selling book on how retarded this series is. good day.