PETER: Huh, there’s this weird lookin’ machine in Stewie’s room, I’m gonna see what it does!

 \*Time Machine Noises\*

 PETER: What the hell? Where am I? Holy crap I’m in Fortnite! Oh my gosh, dis’ is so freakin’ epic.

 \*Heavenly Music Plays\*

 \*Donald Trump Appears\*

 PETER: Holy crap, Donald Trump!

 DONALD: Hello Peter, welcome to Fortnite. I’ve summoned you here for a special task. You up for it?

 PETER: Oh you bet your ass I am! Anything for you Donald.

 DONALD: Good. You see because my old enemy Hillary Clinton has taken control of this world, and she plays to destroy the lives of every epic gamer ever. From her base, the Tilted Towers.

 DONALD: I need my own epic gamer to go inside and destroy her.

 PETER: Aw hell yea! You can count on me Donald. I’ll never let you down.

 DONALD: I knew I could. Now here’s a chug jug and a purple scar. Good luck Peter.

 \*Donald Hands Peter a Chug Jug and a Scar\*

 \*Cuts to Peter Just Outside of the Tilted Towers\*

 PETER: Okay, the Tilted Towers are close. I don’t know, I feel like im going to need some help.

 \*Harambe Appears\*

 HARAMBE: \*Monkey Noises\*

 PETER: Holy crap, Harambe! Aw, now dis’ is epic. Okay Harambe lets go to the Tilted Towers.

 \*Camera Cuts to Peter and Harambe Standing in the Tilted Towers”

 PETER: Aw look, there’s Hillary! Hey Hillary, prepare to die you dumb bitch.

 HILLARY: Haha you can’t kill me, I will end the lives of every epic gamer to ever exist. Including yours.

 PETER: Uh, I don’t know what to do. I didn’t plan this too well

 HARAMBE: \*Monkey Noises\*

 \*Harambe Pulls Out a Rocket Launcher\*

 PETER: Aw, you got a rocket launcher? Aw, now dis’ is gonna be epic.

 PETER: Hey Hillary and the Democratic Party, Pokémon Go suck my balls!

 \*Peter Fires the Rocket Launcher at Hillary Clinton\*

 HILLARY: Oh fuck shit fuc-

 \*The Rocket Blows Up Hillary Clinton, Killing Her in an Explosion\*

 \*Default Dance Theme Plays as Peter and Harambe Dance\*