Well lads and lasses, I made a mistake. Lets get right into it. Basically, there is a chick at my school at my school and in my friend group who I get along with quite well. Being an edgy teenager like myself, I joke about a lot of things. One of these many things that I joke about cock and ball torture (of course, I’m not a masochist, I’m simply joking). Basically, I got on so well with this girl that one thing lead to another and we ended up dating. A few days ago we decided to get it on, and she came over to my place. Stuff happens, but when I thought she was about to suck my dick she starts punching me in the testicles. Like REALLY punching me REALLY HARD. Anyway as I inevitably start yelling and scooting away, she looks a mix of confused, worried and afraid. I start yelling all the shit you would expect to be said by one who has just been suckerpunched in the bare nuts. As it turns out, she thought I was actually into cock and ball torture, hence her torturing the shit out of my cock and balls. Moral of the story: **DON’T. JOKE. ABOUT. COCK. AND. BALL. TORTURE.**